Me: What is he doing?
Sam Sam: Dunno
Op: *grabbing many things*
Me: *crosses leg* I get it. Good luck!
Op: Thanks!
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Optimus: *spills some fake blood on the floor*
Optimus: *sighs* This will surely get him.
Megs: Huh?
Op:....
Megs:...
Megs: If this is something you find kinky, I don't mind. Just...not in public or with guests around.
Op: Uhm....
Op: Pretend you didn't see any of this.
Megs: Got it Prime.
Op: *smears some on his body/clothes*
Optimus: *lays on floor around to blood*
Megs: I hope this isn't a kink.
Me: Nah, it's just his trying to get revenge on Ratch.
Megs: Ah, man can still hold a grudge?
Me: When it comes to him sleeping on the couch.
Megs: Ah....
Screamer: Yeah, maybe I should try that one day.
Megs:...
Megs: Prime, I might need some help later.
Screamer: Don't try me.
Megs: Mhm
Me: Ehehe
......
Ratch: *humming something while walking through the door*
Me: Welcome home Doc
Ratch: Hi
Wheeljack: What?! How come she can call you tha-
Ratch: Because I hate you and I like her.
Me: Awww
Ratch: So, where's Optimus?
Me: *shrugs*
Ratch: *sighs and walks to the storage room*
Ratch: Is he in here?
Ratch: *looks around*
Ratch: *keeps walking*
Ratch: *walks into something and looks down*
Ratch: O_O
Op: *laying on the floor with "cuts" and breathing heavily* R-Ratchet?
Ratch: OPTIMUS?! *freaks out*
Ratch: What do I do?! What do I do?!
Inner Ratch: YOU'RE A MEDIC ESTÚPIDO!
Ratch: Oh yeah...
Ratch: *picks up Op*
Inner Op: Hehehehe
Ratch: *places him down* Optimus, are you okay?!
Op: *smirks* Yeah actually. I'm perfectly fine.
Ratch:....
Op: *laughing* I got you good!
Ratch: *growls and smacks him*
Op: Heh
Ratch: YOU HAD ME WORRIED! How can you do that to me?!
Ratch: *sniffles* I was so worried, how can you do that to your own husband? And either than that your own doctor!
Op: Aww..sorry Ratch.
Ratch: *places head on chest*
Op: I didn't mean to...
Ratch: *smirks* I got you good. Hah, you thought!
Op: Huh?
Ratch: That little trick wouldn't have worked on me. I figured out the cuts weren't real when I picked you up.
Op: DAMMIT!
Ratch: Heh, you're still going to sleep on that couch. And next too.
Op: *growls*
Cat Ratch: *looks at him*
Ratch: *picks him up* At least I'll have you to keep me company.
Cat Ratch: *meows and looks at Op*
Optimus:....
Cat Ratch: *looks at him with a smug look*
Op: I am going to murder that cat where he sleeps.
Me: *sighs and closes book* You really need to try better. Or not try at all.
Screamer: That's it, I'm becoming a medic.
Screamer: Ratchet!
Megs and Op: Our husbands are starting to turn against us. We can't trust anyone.
Me: *grabs them both by the ear* You don't know the struggle!
Megs and Op: You're not married.
Me: Ahem, I have a fiancé.
Op: Right.
Megs: Wait-
Screamer: Wait-
Me: Oh shi-
Screamer: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!
Me: Sorry other mom....T^T
Megs: *sighs*
Me: Sam Sam is a person you don't want to mess with.
Sam Sam: Damn straight!
Bye!