Percy Jackson Jokes

By viviolet13

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Percy is a dumbass (no offence)
Percy Jackson pick-up lines
DAM!
Fangirls . . . slash boys.
Cool!!!
You said what?!?!?!
The Incredibles
Dyslexia
Describe him
Movies . . . *facepalm*
The pen is mightier than the sword???
Fight in Kansas
EHAT
The Aven-Percys
Obsessed
The series
Nico di Angelo
Cocky
Percy Describing Any Battle
Safe place . . . places?
Aphrodite
Medusa
Dam sign
OMG PERCY.
So sad Leo
Luke
Poseidon
Apollo's Haikus
Typical Leo
Blue Food
Tyson's innocence
Grover
Charon the . . . Never mind.
Bad Romance
Bacon
Why???
Grinnnnnnnnnnn
Yesssss
I dunno
Seriously?
BOOREETOO
Defending mode on
EXPERTS
How To Deal With Percy
Not So Free Anymore
YouTube: It's Your Turn
LOL or ROFLMAO?
Nico di Angelo
Poodle (hahahahahahahaha)
Yay . . .?
Son of . . . Never mind.
"Whoa"
Not your type
Fans
o.O
When
Oops sorry Poseidon
Nemo or Percy
Typical
Untitled Part 63
Apologetic letter
Telephone
I'm sorry
Hey!
Old Habits Die Hard
Perspective
Percy Jackson Will ____________
Whale This Is A Twisted Tale
Straight or no?
Dishonour
Yeh
You Got Me Confused
Too often
You R Cray-cray
Troublemaker
Percy JackSON
Excuse me?
BOOM.
Twitter Alert
Chock-Full of Expression
Uncle REEKKKKK
Uncle Rick 2
Story of my Life
Snickers
Sweet, Sweet Revenge (Even if you are Uncle Rick)
A Little Change
Shut up
You Are Not Alone
You Dont Need One
Inside Jokes (wink, wink)
Ohmahgawd
Olympus
Rules
Singing in the shower
Modern
Rick
Rick #2
Cmon.
Chapter 100
I bet
Dum dum dum
Annabeth
I bet, the sequel
I bet 3
Oooooh!
Sypnosis
Herh herh
Hades
I Dare
I dare, the sequel
WARNING: READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED
Pew Die Pug
Percy, Percy, Percy.
Birthday
OREO
Annoy annoy annoy annoy annoy LP
Talkin bout Swinter
Annoy annoy annoy annoy annoy2222
Now watch me Whip
Happy Christmas
C h i r o n
Ninja, Hiyah!
I Suck
Solangelo
Murderer
Minotaur luck VS Percy luck
Iris
Oh, yeah, and . . .
Da fandom's Claim To Fame
PJRockz
Movie
Hey
Dont be
Oml
Starbucks Affair
Totally Percy
Tweet
I dar you
Modern Society
Whats your password
Hey
Hi
Hello
Good Day
Who was it??
The Origin of Persassy
Noooo
Hi
Do i still have readers lol
what happens
You gotta admit it
Solangelo
Demigods and Magicians
Leo Valdez you come back here right now
#156
Apollo's haikus

Call Me Maybe

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By viviolet13

Leo: I made a ship just to sail

Piper: I hate my mom can't you tell

Percy: I was judo flipped by a girl

Annabeth: I missed you Seaweed Brain

Frank: My life depends on a stick

Hazel: I lived twice you pile of schists

Jason: I keep getting hit by some bricks

Coach Hedge: But you're still cupcakes

Leo: My bikes were rollin', get back, nymphs are coming, SCRAWNY, YEAH YOU KNOW IT, WHERE YOU THINK YA GOIN BABY?!?!

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