*back in middle school*
Suma: hey tobio can I have your number?
Tobio: *is clearly unintrested and annoyed since he has been flirting with him all day* fine (sarcastically)
Tobio: writes down number* here
Suma: wow thanks tobio I'll call you right after school!
Later
Suma: *calls number*
Hi you have reached the rejection hotline, please fuck off if this person because they don't wanna fuck you and they don't wanna go on a date and they don't wanna be in a fifty foot radius of you so please step the fuck down
Suma: ....*cries*
With tobio
Tobio:pfft
Oikawa: pfft
Iwa: pfft
Kin: pfft
Kun: pfft