note for this installment of the random shit I do, if stuff is in italics its in song
Fiend is standing on a cliff face, looking down at a Separatist Outpost with a sniper rifle. he groans
Fiend: ugh, that is just great
Vile walks up behind him
Vile: what is it?
the black and red clad Spartan turns to his white and red clad Clone companion
Fiend: what is it!? didn't you see the song and dance number!?
Vile: uh... no sir. I can't see anything from up here
Fiend: the seppies just got a bunch of Rocket Launchers, and they're gunna attack our outpost
Vile: hey I have an idea!
Fiend: you do?
Vile: yeah! how about in future you pack enough Sniper Rifles for all of us so you don't have to explain stuff all the time!
Fiend turns around, sighs, and looks down. everything goes dark and Fiend gets illuminated by a spotlight
Fiend: another day I'm stuck here...
another day goes by...
another day I ask myself:
why do I, even try...
these shitheads all around me
they poke and prod and pry...
sometimes, I wish that I'd...
just....
die!
cut to a republic outpost, Fiend is standing infront of Ahsoka, Tex, Vile and Mjolnir
Vile: come on sir, your life isn't that bad!
Ahsoka: yeah! plus you've already died once!
Fiend: and who's fault was that, Ahsoka?
everyone looks at Ahsoka, who turns pale
Ahsoka: I- I... um-
Fiend: nevermind! you wanna know about my life? I'll tell you!
cut to Fiend standing over a gravestone, the name on the gravestone reading "April"
Fiend: most of my life has just been misery
cut to Fiend getting kicked in the balls by Tex
Fiend: my legal guardian's such a bitch to me
Fiend walks over to 2 graves, a 3rd one dug out with a sign reading "reserved" over it
Fiend: very soon my death count might be pushing 3
I just don't get how this is hard to see
and as I lie awake at night...
I...
just...
want...
to...
DIE
Vile: oh please! you're overly dramatic
Mjolnir: you're clearly... asymptomatic
Tex: your life is hardly, that traumatic
Ahsoka: but yeah, your mothers death was so tragic
cut to Fiend
Fiend: you know I think I change my mind
I...
wish...
you'd...
all...
DIE
everyone looks at Fiend with shock
Mjolnir: come on sir, you've got a good thing going for ya
Vile: is that any way to talk to your men?
Ahsoka: yeah! or me?
everyone then keep talking and talking and talking... except Fiend, who's sick of it
Fiend: guys shut up... no, really guys, shut up. I had a whole song planned. shut up guys
a few red sparks fly off of Fiend's body, and 2 sith yellow dots appear behind his visor
Fiend: shut up! SHUT UP! SHUT UP JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
Fiend: joining the republic hasn't gone so well
this Legion's my detention cell
I feel the need to scream and yell
I wish that you'd all BURN IN HELL!!
Fiend is now completely pissed off, his eyes blood red and sparks of Argent Energy irradiating off his body
Fiend: OH! OH AND IT GETS WORSE! I HAVE BEEN TO JURY DUTY ALOT AND I'M NOT EVEN 20! I ALWAYS GET THE MALFUNCTIONED SEATS ON PELICANS!! LAST YEAR, NOBODY WISHED ME A HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
everyone just looks at each other, visibly hurt from Fiend's words. Ahsoka seems to be more hurt than the others
Fiend: FUCK ALL OF YOU! FUCK EVERYONE! AND FUCK THIS FUCKING SONG!!
Fiend then calms down, return to his normal state. Fiend breaths as Tex breaks the silence
Tex: hey Fiend?
Fiend: what
Tex: the separatists are here
Droid Commander: ATTENTION REPUBLIC SCUM! PREPARE FOR YOUR INEVITABLE DEMISE!!
Fiend sighs
Fiend: yep. ok
the droids aim at Fiend and co
Vile: alright sir, what's the plan?
Fiend: at this point, I'm just thinking about letting them kill us all
Ahsoka: you've gotta be kidding
Fiend: I'm really, truly not
Droid Commander: ready! aim!
Ahsoka: FIEND!
Fiend: ok, I've got it
Mjolnir: what?
Fiend: I'm definitely gunna let them shoot us
Droid Commander: FIRE!
the droids fire, but nothing comes out
Droid 5: uh... commander?
Droid Commander: yes private?
Droid 5: do these rocket launchers seem a little light to you?
Droid Commander: yeah... they kinda do
Tex: holy shit! they don't have any ammo!
everyone gets ready to fight, except Fiend, who sulks
Fiend: god damn it
then everyone engages in battle... except for Fiend, who slowly walks back inside the base, falls face first on his bed, and cries himself to sleep
I was bored, so here is another installment, inspired by Red vs Blue: The Musical. for context on the themes here, I highly recommend reading "The Legacy of Fiend-205" (I keep telling you it exists despite the fact that I know damn well none of you are gunna read it)
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