This dare was requested by soulsoftheinnocent69
[Warning: many of your favorite ships might sink in this chapter ;-;]
Porpoise: *searching up quinter photos*
Moon: *spying on porpoise* GASP
Qibli and winter: what?
Moon: PORPOISE IS SEARCHING UP QUINTER PHOTOSSSS!!!
Qibli and winter: le gasp
Qibli and winter: *crashes through the door*
Qibli: *pulls out a gun*
Winter: FREEZE! YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR SEARCHING UP INAPPROPRIATE IMAGES A/N I am not against lgbtq lol
Porpoise: *turns around* hey! I was just researching for today's dare!
Winter: what?
Qibli : 0-0
Winter: :0
Qibli and winter: no you don't mean...
Porpoise: yes... HAHAHAHAHAAAAA soulsoftheinnocent69 has posted a dare for you and winter to kiss!and also some other kissing dares too!
Winter: NO NO NO I will never kiss this idiot!
Qibli: SAME
Porpoise: well if you don't, winter, you can never eat chicken nuggies for the rest of ur life! And Qibli, you will never get to go to swimming lessons.
Qibli: :OOOOOOO
Winter: you tricked us this time *growls*
Qibli: >:(
Winter and qibli: *quickly kisses*
Winter: bye. I'm just going to lock myself in my room for 1,000,000,000 years. *slams door*
Qibli: me too *slams door harder*
Porpoise: how romantic
Me: NO
Porpoise: next on the ship checklist is... moon x kink
Kink: WHAT!? But moon's my friend I could never kiss her!
Porpoise: WHO CARES. Turtle, your ok with that right?
Turtle: b-but kink I-is my g-girlfriend
Porpoise: RIGHT?
Turtle: uhm yes!
Porpoise: good.
Kink and moon: *kiss*
Turtle: STOP *pulls out a gun* TAKE BACK THAT KISS NOW
Porpoise: HOW COME EVERYONE HAD GUNS!!!! GUNS AREN'T EVEN INVENTED
Turtle: yes they are *claps*
The fattest dictionary falls from the sky
Turtle: page 2,078 paragraph 5
Porpoise: *reads* "-Gun- A gun is a weapon originally only used by scavengers but invented by Qibli and winter when porpoise searched up quinter photos on boogle one minute ago"
Porpoise: oh *snaps*
A giant statue of a gun falls from the sky
Turtle: *gets smushed by the statue*
Chameleon: yawn *gets up from the top of the statue and walks down* thanks for the ride *walks out the door*
Everyone: o-0
Nightshade and xinc: bruh
Porpoise: ahem, next on the list is peril x turtle
Peril: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO a clay is my waffle buddy :(
Turtle: da heck is a waffle buddy. And NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I refuse to kiss any of you idiots. (Besides kink ofc)
Porpoise: turtle that be kinda rude but ok. You still have to do it tho ;)
Turtle: >:( fine onLy if you make sure that you dress up as a chicken and yeet urself of a ledge saying I BELIVE I CAN FLY LIKE A CHICKEN IN THE SKY. but ofc chickens cant fly so you fall.
porpoise: 0-o that will be for another dare.
turtle and peril: *kisses*
turtle: bye. Im leaving *slams the door*
Peril: me too *walks through the door by melting it*
Porpoise: There goes my 20 dollars spent on a door.
porpoise: next up! sunny x fatespeaker *snaps*
Fatespeaker and sunny fall from the sky
Fatespeaker: what the-
porpoise: alright! you guys are gonna kiss!
sunny: I did not sign up for this
porpoise: of course you didnt, its free!!!
fatespeaker: *facetalons*
sunny: and btw I AM NOT LESBIAN
porpoise: that doesnt matter.
Fatespeaker: ok, I need to go on a date with starflight, so can we do this quickly.
sunny: fine
Fatespeaker and sunny: *kisses*
sunny: im outta here *slams door*
fatespeaker: ye *slams door harder*
Porpoise: alright next up be Glory x Riptide
Glory and riptide: *walks through the door*
GLory: wtf why am I here
Nightshade: Hello your majesty
GLory: *rolls eyes*
porpoise: alright, you two are gonna kiss, and then you can leave
Riptide: But tsunami my Girlfriend D:
riptide: *commits suicide*
Glory: *commits suicide too*
Deathbringer: NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Porpoise: CLAY AND TSUNAMI COME HERE.
Clay: hold up. I got a mc donalds order I got to pick up
tsunami: wheres riptide
porpoise: he ded
tsunami: NOOOOOOOOOOOO *cries*
POrpoise: now you two, kiss
tsunami: WHAT
clay: what ya say? *eating burger*
porpoise: here, tsunami if you kiss clay, I will resurect Riptide
Tsunami: :0 *kisses clay*
deathbringer: and Glory doesnt get resurrected?
Porpoise: nope. RIP glorybringer. *snaps*
Riptide: *resurects* im done here *slams door*
Tsunami: me too *slams door harder*
Porpoise: deathy, come here
Deathbringer: is Glory gonna get resurrected? Btw only Glory calls me deathy
Porpoise: nope. but even better! you get to kiss starflight!!!!
Deathbringer: *dies of sadness*
Starflight: did anyone say my name?
Porpoise: nope nvm
Porpoise: and finally... Carnelian x umber
carnelian and umber: *yeets themselves outta the window*
Porpoise: 0-0