messages
the miyas & suna
y/n
hey guys
it's been a while since we talked in this gc since we're always on discord
so ima do my part in keeping it alive :)
tsumu
hi y/nie
samu
hi y/n
suna
hello
y/n
hi my lovely brothers-
and suna
i have a story for you all today 😗
tsumu
do tell
y/n
so
tsukki and i were walking to class together since we're in the same class
we ended lunch early so we decided to get to class early
yams was already there btw ^^
anyway
this girl
her name was miki? miko? maiko? i don't know
i think her name is maiko
ANYWAY
miss girl grabs my wrist and very "politely" says:
"can i speak to you really quick miya-san?"
and she gives that ridiculously innocent smile
so i'm like loll ok
i told tsukki to head to class while that bitch drags me to an empty hallway
and she stares me dead in the eyes
her blue eyes are just staring at me like bitch tf you want???
and she says:
"you better stay away from tsukishima"
like it's one of those cliche fan fictions
and so i say:
"first of all, back away from me. i don't need you fanning your mint gum in my face. second of all, tsukki is my best friend. i don't know who you think you are, and why you think you have the right to tell me to stay away from someone."
and that asshole
grabbed my bow thing that girls have to wear and was like
"shut up. stay away or i'll make your life a living hell"
and i was like
😀
THE AUDACITY THAT BITCH HAD
she's been playing too much ddlc or yandere sim or something
suna
damn
samu
want tsumu and i to go over to karasuno and yell at her?
y/n
it's fine, samu
i can take care of myself
besides
if she tries anything i'll drag her ass 💅
no toxic mfs need to interfere with my life
suna
period bitch
tsumu
suna is such a dry texter loll
samu
tsukishima is worse
y/n
suna and tsukishima
🤝
both being dry texters
cue that weird figure 8 thing on tik tok
suna
no
y/n
yes
shut up
so anyway
homegirl better watch her back
tsumu
yes y/nie, she better
y/n
tell me about it 🙄
there's a 999.99% chance that her favorite games are yandere sim or ddlc
samu
sayori supremacy
y/n
monika supremacy stfu
wait
how do you know ddlc 😳
samu
i've heard of it before
y/n
but you know the characters???
like what?
tsumu
shut yer trap y/nie and samu
natsuki supremacy
suna
no, yuri supremacy
y/n
loll
HOW TF DO YALL KNOW
"i've heard of it" my ass
STFU
YALL PLAYED IT OR WTACHED IT ON YOUTUBE OR SOMETJING
watched*
something*
suna
my sister lmao
y/n
i mean-
cultured
but the twins
my own brothers
how??
i did not show you my weird obsessions
wait
ddlc isn't weird
also
every time i think of yandere i think of yumeko from kakegurui even though there's no resemblance
suna
isn't that the gambling series?
y/n
mhm :)
it's pretty good not gonna lie
suna
i guess
i've walked in on my sister watching it
she's literally a second year in junior high
i don't think that's exactly age appropriate but whatever
y/n
your sister is very cultured
i miss her
tell her i said hi pls
suna
okay
tsumu
so y/nie be watching inappropriate series huh?
y/n
no???
it's not that inappropriate
maybe for younger kids, yes, but i'm 16
i turn 17 this year
chill tf out
samu
dw y/n, i hit tsumu for ya
y/n
thanks samu
you a real one ☝️
suna
ok so i'm not a "real one"
y/n
whoops
suna you a real one too
not you tsumu
since you're being mean
tsumu
i just told you off for watching something inappropriate
y/n
fine 🙄
samu, tsumu, and suna....
y'all are real ones
here's a woody for you :)
suna
stop with the woodys y/n
y/n
no
woody is woody
shut up
tsumu
no stop with the woodys
samu
^^
y/n
lowkey hurt
but it's okay
i've gone through worse
hey y'all
i gotta go now
i have to eat dinner
adios losers from inarizaki
tsumu
by my "lovely" sister
samu
bye y/n
suna
bye
AUTHOR'S NOTE
i thought of this chapter idea in the bath wtf
-yumi