Day #110: Y a y D i n o s a u r puns
☑ Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus
☑ Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom?
☒ Because the 'p' is silent
☑ What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident?
☒ Tyrannasaurus wreck!
☑ What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?
☒ a thesaurus.
☑ What do you call a blind dinosaur?
☒ adoyouthinkhesaurus.
☑ What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have?
☒ Baby Dinosaurs.
☑ How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?
☒ Tea Rex?
☑ Which dinosaur slept all day ?
☒ The dino-snore!
☑ What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business?
☒ Try Sara's Tops
☑ Why are dinosaurs no longer around?
☒ Because their eggs stink.
☑ Who makes dinosaur clothes?
☒ dino-sewer.
☑ Why did the dinosaur cross the road ?
☒ The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
☑ Which dinosaur can't stay out of the rain?
☒ A Stegosaur-rust
☑ What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ?
☒ Jurassic Pork!
☑ Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay?
☒ Anywhere he wants to.
☑ What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper?
☒ A Bronto-snorus.
☑ Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum?
☒ Because they can't afford new ones!
☑ Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
☒ Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
☑ What do you call a dinosaur that eats it's vegetables?
☒ brocileasoarus
☑ Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds?
☒ Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus.
☑ What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth?
☒ Bronto-swore-us.
☑ What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot?
☒ Sir.
☑ What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears?
☒ Anything you like, he won't hear you!
☑ What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops?
☒ Enormous holes in the base boards.
☑ How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you?
☒ By the 'D' on his pajamas.
☑ How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you?
☒ By the dinosnores.
☑ What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
☒ Try and try and try and try-sarratops
☑ How do you upset a dinosaur?
☒ Touchasaurus Spot.
[SO THE SHOW WENT TOTALLY GREAT YESTERDAY AND MY CRUSH CAME AND I WAS LITERALLY SO FREAKING HAPPY, LIKE I STILL AM SO FREAKING HAPPY THAT BE CAME BECAUSE HE WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE BOWLING NIGHT WITH HIS FAMILY BUT NO HE CAME TO THE SHOW THAT I WAS ONLY DOING THE SPOT LIGHT IN and I got two hugs from him AND HE EVEN HUGGED BACK AND THIS IS EXCITING BECAUSE HE'S NOT A HUGGER AND THIS IS THE FIRST TIME HE'S EVER HUGGED ME. :D]