ᶅDay #154: R a d & C l i f & F e
∁As he approached the bridge in rush hour,
∝his radio played The Car Strangled Spanner.
∁Two nuclear technicians got married.
∝She was radiant and he was glowing.
∁Two geologists were staring at a huge fissure in a cliff face and one was overheard to say
∝'It's not my fault'.
∁My friend Cliff helped me through a really hard time,
∝he was my rock.
∁After a few beers on the plane,
∝Charlie was flying high into the wild brew yonder.
∁He was able to listen to his favorite radio show in the morning because he had an AM radio
∝The two inventors of the radio were on the same wavelength.
∁Never ask a podiatrist for conversions to metric -
∝he only knows feet.
∁A radio personality in a parade gave a short wave.
∝Those who play musical instruments for radio or TV have to stay tuned.
∁What kind of crime is committed when a bird is attacked?
∝A featheral offense.
∁I hate cliff-hangers! Do you know what I am going to do about it?
∝My friend lives by a cliff he's always telling me to drop over.
∁I felt super exhausted after giving blood.
∝It's such a draining procedure.
∁They bought a home on a cliff because they liked to live on the edge.
∝I had plans to begin reading a book about sinkholes but they fell through.
∁When I opened the first snow-pea pod, one fell out and rolled under the fridge.
∝One might say it was an escapea.
∁The girl quit her job at the doughnut factory because she was fed up with the hole business.
∝The rose gardener pedaled feverishly to the market last week to sell his flowers before they became a thorn in his side.
∁I gave my stressed out feline too much elixir.
∝Now it's catatonic.
∁The best thing to carry with you when you startfeeling tired is a knapsack.
∝The shy bat liked to keep to himself and stay under theradar.
∁She took lots of crunchy foods to her radio interview,
∝for the sound bites.
∁The glider pilot radioed that he had caught the jet stream in a long-winded message.
[tbh, I'm very obsessed with Daniel Radcliffe doing that. BUT THE GREATEST THING I WATCHED WAS WATCHING JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT PREFORMING SUPERBASS ON THE JIMMY FALLON SHOW. LOOK IT UP PLEASE]
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