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☺Day #85: E n t e r t a i n m e n t puns

☺Day #85: E n t e r t a i n m e n t puns --OH MY GOD I THINK I DID THESE BEFORE.

☯ Shakespeare had to get his act together to finish his play.

☯The electrician worked hard to get in shape so he could perform with Circuit Soleil.

☯The soprano was very optimistic and always left her friends on a high note.

☯ A pun spun with a good yarn gets fabricated!

☯Cartoons produced by the Japanese government are animes of the state.

☯The humorist's favorite sandwich was smoked tongue on wry.

☯The artist's favorite swimming technique was the brushstroke.

☯ I've always pictured myself taking selfies.

☯If towels could tell jokes they would probably have a dry sense of humor.

☯ The movie about the mobile home was advertised with a trailer.

☯I had a hand in the puppet show

☯ Soup operas were the big winners at the Cans Film Festival.

☯The other day I held the door open for a clown.

        ☾I thought it was a nice jester.

☯I was going to tell you a joke about infinity,

         ☾but it didn't have an ending!

☯The comedian stopped at the fabric store on his way to a comedy gig.

        ☾He was looking for new material.

☯Did you see the movie about the hot dog?

         ☾It was an Oscar Wiener.

☯I wrote a novel about a fellow who had a small garden.

        ☾It didn't have much of a plot.

☯I'm reading a book about mazes,

        ☾I got lost in it.

☯My neighbor just got the part for Scrooge in a local performance.

        ☾I'd love to go see him, but that play scares the Dickens out of me.

☯Did you hear about the new pinata?

        ☾It's a huge hit.

☯The circus performer pulled his trapezius muscles

        ☾and now he is flying high on pain meds.

☯I went to the theatre, it looked a bit suspicious.

        ☾I reckon the whole thing was staged.

☯The aspiring limbo dancer overcame his fear of crowded bars,

        ☾becoming a significant underachiever.

☯I went to go see the movie 'Shrek' last weekend,

         ☾it was so ogre rated.

☯What do you call a person rabid with wordplay?

        ☾An energizer punny.

[WHY IS THIS BOOK SO BORING!? THESE ARE PUNS! THEY'RE NOT MEANT TO BE SO BORING! WHAT DO I DO?!]