●Day #165: W o r k & T h i s & B o d y puns
⌓I tried to update my computer this morning but it wouldn't work.
▓After several attempts, I had that syncing feeling.
⌓I asked a librarian if she was free this afternoon,
▓she said she was all booked up.
⌓If there was someone selling drugs in this place,
▓weed know.
⌓This year I made my Christmas wreath out of Franklin Fir branches.
▓I really like a wreath of Franklin.
⌓The nuclear scientist's career blossomed when she began work on the quantum properties of geranium.
▓Her bees made such delicious honey, it was said that she could almost work magic with those bees.
⌓I heard about this new governing document that says people can only go to the bathroom one per day.
▓It's called the Constipation.
⌓I heard the new auto body shop that opened comes highly wreck-a-mended.
▓Old white blood cells lymph around the body.
⌓I always believed my body was a prison for me.
▓I was right, in biology I learnt they were made of cells.
⌓A new auto body shop owner took a crash course to learn his business.
▓When the skeleton went to a party he had no body to dance with.
⌓What snake helps prevent body odor?
▓The pit viper.
⌓The body builder worried too much about the lifting contest and his trainer concluded that the mind is a terrible thing to weights.
▓There is a growing body of obesity research.
⌓She wanted to improve her body language,
▓but couldn't put her finger on it.
⌓The mathematician worked at home because he only functioned in his domain.
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