THE ELITES (but Mark is ghosting)
Hyunjae:
Wooyung: sup
Hyunjae:
Mark replied to Yeonhee
Haruki: that's really cool!
Wooyung: wait seriously
Hyunjae: YES
PLS I WAS SO SHOCKED LIKEEEEE
Wooyung: Damn not her being noticed by a celebrity
Hyunjae: living the y/n life you knowwww
Wooyung: Hua ain't gonna be happy
Haruki: where is Yeon
Hyunjae: work lol
I'm still in bed living life 🥰
Wooyung: she sure does work a lot
Why don't you start working pull your weight bitch
Hyunjae: listennnn
I do pull my weight, I do all the house cleaning and buy the groceries
She just earns the money
Wooyung: still though
Find a job
Hyunjae: dw she has a sugar daddy now it's all cool
Haruki: Hyun don't say that
I'm sure he doesn't want to be called a sugar daddy
Hyunjae: 🙄okay fine Mark isn't yeonhee's sugar daddy
Yet
Wooyung: I can't believe he replied to her
Hyunjae: same man
I think she's still in shock you know
I heard her screaming in her room before blasting chain as she should
Haruki: He probably likes interacting with fans So he must reply to many DMs
Hyunjae: nah I think he accidentally accepted the request
Wooyung: yeah makes sense
Who would talk to Yeonhee willingly
Hyunjae: stfu you kept annoying her for a year before she let you be her friend
Wooyung: YOU SAID YOU WOULDNT BRING THAT UP
Haruki: I remember that
It was so funny
Hyunjae: I low-key want Mark to reply in this GC
COME ON MARK MAN COME JOIN THE ELITES YOU KNOWWW
Wooyung: yeah man let's spit some bars wys
Hyunjae: man I wish my bias had instagram
Haruki: who's your bias
Hyunjae: PARK JISUNG
THE LOML
THE MOST HANDSOME CUTE PERFECT MAN ALIVE
Wooyung: chill lmao
Who's Yeonhee's
Hyunjae: her bias changes every minute I swear but my guy Mark has been her ult for years i think
Wooyung: I wish I was someone's ult
Haruki:
You sent a voice message
"Okay, tell me why I'm 2 hours into my 9 hour fucking shift and the ugly ass machine stopped working so they made me go call about 15 different stores to see if they had this stupid machine and turns out no one has it and my manager was saying I didn't even look but I did"
Hyunjae: um wtf that isn't your job
Haruki: surely the manager can look himself
Wooyung: ugh girl quit your job
"I literally told him I've been searching for ages but no manufacturer has them available right now so he said I was lying because I probably broke the machine and don't want to own up to it because I was the only one in the kitchen this morning like please what-"
Hyunjae: wtf man
How is it your fault
I'm actually gonna kill your manager
Haruki: :( that's not fair on you
Tell him it isn't your responsibility
And he shouldn't blame you
"I swear he's always had something against me, so I'm in the freezing cold right now because it's meant to be the end of my lunch break but there's mechanics inside and they keep staring at me so I'm not going back in."
Hyunjae: let me come punch a bitch or two
Wooyung: IF THEY BOTHER YOU TELL ME
ILL COME KNOCK THEM OUT ONE PUNCH
I hate working at this place
The only thing I like is being able to drink as much boba and milkshakes as I want 🥰
Haruki: I really want some boba
Wooyung: okay but the brownies you have there>>
Hyunjae: no omg the cookie dough hits different
I just realised that I have so much hw
My handsarecold
"I'm gonna go across the street and buy a new album."
Wooyung: wow good use of money
Hyunjae: it really is
Are you getting the resonance albums
"I doubt they'll have it."
"Oh wait neverminddd, they have it here!"
"Man, there's so many Jungkook posters here he looks so good."
Hyunjae: period
I can't wait for ot7 dream full album
Haruki: shouldn't you be in class right now
Hyunjae: whatevs
onyourm__ark
Um hey...so you told all your friends like
I thought you said like you wouldn't
Oh shit your notification scared the crap out of me
Why Hello there Mark
Only my roommate knows, she was with me yesterday don't worry I wouldn't spread it
Um I'm pretty sure your other two friends know too
Like I really don't want it to get out
WAIT LET ME CHECK
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BRO UGH I STG SHE NEVER SHUTS HER MOUTH ILL BEAT HER UP WHEN I GET HOME
but yo don't worry they literally won't tell anyone
As much as I'd like to trust that
I really can't like be sure you know
I understand
They aren't like that though but I will definitely tell them not to say anything
I don't want you getting in troubleee
But if you do let me know I'm ready to fight, like I'll sue SM ygm
Hahaha SUE THEM?
That's a uh very very bold statement
True I'm a bit broke
I'll fight them instead, Professional boxer over here 💪🏼
Really yo
NO LMAO MARK WHAT
I'm glad you have that much faith in my fighting skills 😌
Oh damn I was about to be impressed that you were
Really? Well, hey would you look at that? Suddenly I'm a professional boxer
Hahahaha
So have you accidentally accepted any more DMs
Nope
I've learnt my lesson
Well bro you should be glad I'm not some delulu stan
That could have ended badly
That's true
Though I don't really know you
Are you calling me delulu
No oh my God
Like you never know you know
How some people really um are
💀I'm kidding don't worry
Anyways anyways I should get back to work before I lose my job and become homeless 🤡
That would be good
I mean to work
Not be homeless
Um yeah good luck bye
Lmaooo yeah let's hope not
Thankyouu :)
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