EIGHTY ONE | LAST MONTH !
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SHIN JOORI:
mel on a scale from one to
ten how have you been so far
back at school
NA JAEMIN:
depressed
SHIN JOORI:
you arent mel
LIU YANGYANG:
i havent seen her today
MARK LEE:
she drove with chenle
ZHONG CHENLE:
she hit a bird and is still
recovering
LUCAS WONG:
A BIRD????
PARK JISUNG:
she gotta be different 🙄
MEL LEE:
BRO STOP IT CAME OUT OF
NOWHERES SHUTUP
MEL LEE:
I TRIED TO BRAKE BUT THEN
IT MADE IT WORSE IDK.
LEE JENO:
well
LEE JENO:
birds are like chickens and if
theres anything i hate its a
mother ducking chicken
JUNG SUNGCHAN:
Was that a pun
JUNG SUNGCHAN:
It was the best pun I've ever heard
MEL LEE:
OH HAHAHHA DUCKING
LEE JENO:
wait no it was supposed to
LEE JENO:
actually yes it was a pun
LEE JENO:
im funny 😇
ZHONG CHENLE:
......
SHOTARO OSAKI:
hey jeno
LEE JENO:
hi
SHOTARO OSAKI:
what did chickens do to you
HENDERY WONG:
chickens are the brothers of
dinosaurs
HUANG RENJUN:
if theyre real
LEE JENO:
i used to have a chicken and
they would ATTACK ME I HATED
THEM
MEL LEE:
pause
MEL LEE:
renjuun
MEL LEE:
did you just insinuate that
dinosaurs arent real
XIAO DEJUN:
oh my god dont talk about it
LUCAS WONG:
he is just very
LUCAS WONG:
aware
ZHONG CHENLE:
DINOSAURS ARE REAL
BELLA SEO:
i mean
MARK LEE:
oh my god
MARK LEE:
renjun and bella are probs
flat earthers too
HUANG RENJUN:
bitch no
HUANG RENJUN:
i just know that everything
is a possibility
MEL LEE:
oh but when i said the
abraham lincoln thing
HUANG RENJUN:
THERES VIDEOS OF HIM
MELANIE
HUANG RENJUN:
PLEASE STOP SAYIN HE
WASNT REAL
BELLA SEO:
oh he was real alright
XIAO DEJUN:
um
SHOTARO OSAKI:
wtf
BELLA SEO:
what
XIAO DEJUN:
why are you saying it like
you knew him
PARK JISUNG:
AND WITH SASS TOO
PARK JISUNG:
"yeah his bitchass was real
and he dumped me for another
woman who killed my children"
MEL LEE:
SKAKISJDE
LIU YANGYANG:
that's exactly what i heard
BELLA SEO:
NO I WAS JUST SAYIN
SHIN JOORI:
why is no one paying attention
in class
MARK LEE:
YOU STARTED THE
CONVERSATION
SHIN JOORI:
okay true
LEE JENO:
hyuck and jaemin are both
taking science rn
LEE JENO:
and sooyoung is in art
LIU YANGYANG:
jeno when
LEE JENO:
right now??
LIU YANGYANG:
no when did we ask
MEL LEE:
:0
ZHONG CHENLE:
KSJXJAXHJEJA
PARK JISUNG:
OH MY GOD
HENDERY WONG:
xiaojun and mark are truly dying right now
HENDERY WONG:
our teacher is concerned
XIAO DEJUN:
PLS THAT WAS SO FUNNY
LEE JENO:
OKAY I GET IT
LEE JENO:
MY MISERY IS AMUSING
HUANG RENJUN:
i didnt laugh
LEE JENO:
thanks
BELLA SEO:
im sorry i laughed
LEE JENO:
well ur a child so of course
you'll laugh at childish things
MEL LEE:
burn
BELLA SEO:
😞
SHIN JOORI:
acetone
MARK LEE:
okay then....
MARK LEE:
yall
MARK LEE:
nvm
LUCAS WONG:
I WANNA KNOW
MARK LEE:
DUDE OK COME TO MRS. KANGS
CLASS
LUCAS WONG:
ew but she always spends so
long patting my hair and face
cause i remind her of her grandson
XIAO DEJUN:
but its funny
HENDERY WONG:
and weird
MARK LEE:
just come. we arent doing
anything.. as always
MARK LEE:
and ur in the weight room
so we know youre not doing anything
except kissing renjun
LUCAS WONG:
actually renjun is in the library SO
MARK LEE:
my bad
MARK LEE:
just come
LUCAS WONG:
okay bestie
ZHONG CHENLE:
mels entire face is red now
ZHONG CHENLE:
her ass looks scared
SHIN JOORI:
what happened
ZHONG CHENLE:
idk shes on her phone
but shes not sitting next to me
ZHONG CHENLE:
SUNGCHAN IF UR READING
THIS LOOK IN FRONT OF
YOU TO SEE WHAT SHES
LOOKING AT
JUNG SUNGCHAN:
No
LIU YANGYANG:
whyyyy
JUNG SUNGCHAN:
That's an invasion of privacy
LIU YANGYANG:
its not if you pretend its not
JUNG SUNGCHAN:
Do it yoursef then chenle
ZHONG CHENLE:
ur no fun 😠😠
ZHONG CHENLE:
she seems to be fine ig
LEE JENO:
i cant wait to hear the tea later
PARK JISUNG:
ooh same
LEE JENO:
no not u ur not in the gc
PARK JISUNG:
UGHHSXHAJ
ZHONG CHENLE:
one day. actually probs
not
LEE TAEYONG:
LEE TAEYONG:
whats this
MEL LEE:
oh
MEL LEE:
well u see its a condom
LEE TAEYONG:
melanie who is it for
MEL LEE:
its not yours?
LEE TAEYONG:
mel are you playing dumb rn
MEL LEE:
no?
MEL LEE:
dude ask mark
LEE TAEYONG:
i did
LEE TAEYONG:
its not his
MEL LEE:
how do you know
LEE TAEYONG:
no boy wouldnt admit to it
LEE TAEYONG:
especially virgin marky
MEL LEE:
LMAODOS
MEL LEE:
well its not mine
MEL LEE:
whered you find it
LEE TAEYONG:
yalls bathroom
MEL LEE:
why were you in our bathroom
LEE TAEYONG:
bc i wanted a towel
damn ma
LEE TAEYONG:
im not mad
LEE TAEYONG:
i wont snitch
LEE TAEYONG:
but seriously tell me :(
LEE TAEYONG:
before i ask mom and dad
MEL LEE:
it might be mine
LEE TAEYONG:
GOD DAMNIT
MEL LEE:
WHAT
LEE TAEYONG:
i rlly didnt wanna have the sex
talk with you
MEL LEE:
but you know i already had sex
LEE TAEYONG:
YEAH ONCE
MEL LEE:
mhm
LEE TAEYONG:
melanie lee
LEE TAEYONG:
how many times have you
MEL LEE:
....
LEE TAEYONG:
MELANIE
MEL LEE:
four
LEE TAEYONG:
BDKCJEKD GOD DAMNIT
MEL LEE:
im okay!!!
LEE TAEYONG:
but.. okay so i assume you're
back with hendery
LEE TAEYONG:
at least hes gentle right? he seems
to really love you
LEE TAEYONG:
wait he didnt pressure you, right???
LEE TAEYONG:
i know henderys a really nice
guy who cherishes you like a
diamond but i will beat him up
LEE TAEYONG:
why are u not responding 😩😩
MEL LEE:
sorry just asked to use the
bathroom
LEE TAEYONG:
tmi mel
MEL LEE:
SO I CAN TEXT FREELY
YOU DUMMY
MEL LEE:
im not dating hendery
LEE TAEYONG:
wait what
MEL LEE:
im not dating anyone
LEE TAEYONG:
melanie if you say what i think
MEL LEE:
friends with benefits
LEE TAEYONG:
GOD DAMMITTTTT
LEE TAEYONG:
YOU ABSOLUTE DUMBASS
LEE TAEYOUNG:
ARE YOU INSANE?/?.$&:&&2:
MEL LEE:
no..?
LEE TAEYONG:
well with who
MEL LEE:
you know that one guy.. hyuck
LEE TAEYONG:
hyuck? the one thats been
best friends with mark for seventeen
years? and then dated you and
then broke your heart and then
you broke his heart and then lost
your virginity to him only to tell
him your not into him and broke
his heart again? that hyuck?
MEL LEE:
so you DO know him
LEE TAEYONG:
melanie
MEL LEE:
yes?
LEE TAEYONG:
do i need to say what we
both know?
MEL LEE:
what do we know?
LEE TAEYONG:
that ur the stupidest kid ever
MEL LEE:
WHY?
LEE TAEYONG:
well besides the fact that
having sex can get you pregnant
especially at ur fertile age
LEE TAEYONG:
DONGHYUCK IS IN LOVE WITH YOU
MEL LEE:
oh my god🙄
MEL LEE:
no hes not
LEE TAEYONG:
kid seriously why are you
lying to yourself
MEL LEE:
we both agreed no feelings
LEE TAEYONG:
he would say anything to have you
LEE TAEYONG:
and this is so shitty to hendery
MEL LEE:
no its not he broke up with me
he told me he doesnt want
and he officially ended it and
said he doesnt trust me
LEE TAEYONG:
i wonder why he doesnt
trust you 🤨🤨 such a mystery fr fr
MEL LEE:
are you serious???
LEE TAEYONG:
i think if my girlfriend left
me for a dude not once or
twice but THREE TIMES i woulda
left much longer ago
LEE TAEYONG:
so he knows about this right?
MEL LEE:
no
LEE TAEYONG:
and you dont want him to find out?
MEL LEE:
definitely not
LEE TAEYONG:
weird
LEE TAEYONG:
its almost like you know its wrong 🤔
MEL LEE:
its nobodies business
LEE TAEYONG:
you're being a bad person melanie
LEE TAEYONG:
and i know two months ago
you wouldve screamed at the
things you're doing now
MEL LEE:
oh great here comes the "ur
going down the wrong path" speech
LEE TAEYONG:
dont be sassy
LEE TAEYONG:
first thing you're going to do
is end this with donghyuck
and then you're going to tell
mark and hendery and we will
decide what to do after that
MEL LEE:
righhtttt... none of that is
going to happen but nice try
LEE TAEYONG:
melanie you're being kinda a bitch
MEL LEE:
wtf
LEE TAEYONG:
i know you're sad, this is
your first heartbreak, but
damn
LEE TAEYONG:
hendery AND donghyuck dont
deserve this
MEL LEE:
i didnt deserve what they did to me
LEE TAEYONG:
yeah no shit but be the bigger
person
LEE TAEYONG:
maybe get some space away
from them cause that whole
being in the same friendgroup is
hella unhealthy for ALL of your
mental mindsets.
MEL LEE:
im not a bad person
MEL LEE:
and if i tell mark and hendery they
will think i'm a bad person
MEL LEE:
and hendery will hate me
MEL LEE:
and i cant live with myself if
he hates me
LEE TAEYONG:
i dont know what to say
LEE TAEYONG:
this was fucked up on
your behalf i cant keep
comforting you like you're
a baby when you're hurting
people and it's totally up to
your control
MEL LEE:
if hendery moves out
of donghyucks place i will
feel so guilty
LEE TAEYONG:
whyd you even do this
MEL LEE:
thats easy
MEL LEE:
hendery fell out of love
with my flaws so i just tried to
be a different person but apparently
you all fucking hate her
LEE TAEYONG:
woah easy on the cursing
sailor
LEE TAEYONG:
and you think hendery fell
out of love?
MEL LEE:
he told me i wasn't worth all
our problems
LEE TAEYONG:
idk why but i get the feeling
he didnt say that and you're
just saying what you feel like
he said
MEL LEE:
i need to talk to donghyuck
LEE TAEYONG:
yes you do. when you get home
we will talk more in private
MEL LEE:
k
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