EIGHTY | RECOVERING !
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JUNG SOOYOUNG:
BELLA YOU HAD SEX WITH
MY COUSIN????
BELLA SEO:
oh dear
SHIN JOORI:
😳😳
JUNG SOOYOUNG:
THATS SO GROSS
JUNG SOOYOUNG:
AND WTF HAPPENED TO JISUNG
MEL LEE:
wait
MEL LEE:
sungchan???????
SHIN JOORI:
who else mel
MEL LEE:
meanie
MEL LEE:
but didnt jisung go apologize?
BELLA SEO:
safe to say jisung and i are never
gonna happen
MEL LEE:
BELLA SEO:
PEOPLE MAKE MISTAKES :(
SHIN JOORI:
you know besides this, nothing
eventful really happened, right?
JUNG SOOYOUNG:
well its safe to say that xiaojun
and i aren't gonna happen
MEL LEE:
gasp
SHIN JOORI:
didnt see that coming...
BELLA SEO:
wait what happened
JUNG SOOYOUNG:
im just
JUNG SOOYOUNG:
not his type
MEL LEE:
aw sorry
SHIN JOORI:
im sorry but hey its better
this way
BELLA SEO:
so mel you disappeared after i
left you, what happened?
MEL LEE:
oh nothin
MEL LEE:
btw... whats the intel on
chenle and felix cause they
werent even drinking last night
just to enjoy eachother SOBER 😳
SHIN JOORI:
OH MY GOD they were so cute last night
JUNG SOOYOUNG:
proud of him
BELLA SEO:
me too ❤️❤️❤️❤️
LEE DONGHYUCK:
can i just say
LEE DONGHYUCK:
i think last night was totally a success.
MARK LEE:
WERE YOU EVEN THERE??
LEE DONGHYUCK:
yes i was
LUCAS WONG:
last night was terrifying
LUCAS WONG:
sungchan next time you have
sex make sure to LOCK THE
DOOR
LIU YANGYANG:
EWWWWWW WHO
SHOTARO OSAKI:
but i thought he was pure
JUNG SUNGCHAN:
I am pure
ZHONG CHENLE:
clearly not
NA JAEMIN:
who were u havin sex with
PARK JISUNG:
✨bella✨
MARK LEE:
wh
XIAO DEJUN:
excuse me
XIAO DEJUN:
my daughter 💔
HUANG RENJUN:
oh so jisung knows ok good
HENDERY WONG:
when did that happen
MARK LEE:
the sex part?
HENDERY WONG:
no when did jisung find out
JUNG SUNGCHAN:
Oh right.. jisung was involved with
her
JUNG SUNGCHAN:
That's awkward actually
LEE JENO:
👀
PARK JISUNG:
im not mad guys
LEE DONGHYUCK:
you have never gotten mad
in your life we know
MARK LEE:
so... sad?
PARK JISUNG:
no no
PARK JISUNG:
bella and i decided to
just be friends
PARK JISUNG:
can we get the attention off
of me now
SHOTARO OSAKI:
😢 yes
NA JAEMIN:
well idk about YALL
NA JAEMIN:
but i wanna know allllll about
chenle and felix
MARK LEE:
omg
MARK LEE:
me too
ZHONG CHENLE:
UGHH GUYSSSSS 🙄🙄🙄
LIU YANGYANG:
LMAAO
HUANG RENJUN:
we are such gossipers
XIAO DEJUN:
a charming skill indeed
MARK LEE:
xiao howd it go with sooyoung
HENDERY WONG:
by the looks of it, they reallyyyy
got to know each other
HENDERY WONG:
or at least their tongue did
LEE DONGHYUCK:
GROSSSSSSS
PARK JISUNG:
dont hate just cause you
have gotten kissed in like years
HUANG RENJUN:
i ran into sooyoung and she
was crying
HUANG RENJUN:
while xiaojun was hugging mel
HUANG RENJUN:
SO I CAN ONLY ASSUME
ZHONG CHENLE:
WUHHHHH
XIAO DEJUN:
OKAY LOOK I WAS JUST
COMFORTING HER SHE WAS
SO SAD
MARK LEE:
🤨🤨 why was she sad
MARK LEE:
does anyone know 🤨🤨
LUCAS WONG:
calm down big brother
LIU YANGYANG:
not to tattle but i saw hendery
and mel go outside with jisung
PARK JISUNG:
right and i left them alone after
MARK LEE:
henderyyyyyy
HENDERY WONG:
okay yes it was cause of me
JUNG SUNGCHAN:
I thought yall were over??
HENDERY WONG:
we are
LEE JENO:
this is sad
LEE JENO:
buttttt mel was drunk and so
were you so maybe y'all didnt
mean it
LEE DONGHYUCK:
drunk words are sober thoughts
XIAO DEJUN:
nice phrase
LEE DONGHYUCK:
thanks
MARK LEE:
mel and hendery OVER
mel and donghyuck OVER
MARK LEE:
if anyone in this group plans to
date my sister please tell
me now
PARK JISUNG:
well actually
MARK LEE:
park jisung shutup
MARK LEE:
OKAY IS THAT IT??? yall better
step up now
LIU YANGYANG:
def me
NA JAEMIN:
me too
MARK LEE:
ok i hate yall
MARK LEE:
now thank you for leaving
my sister alone pls never do
anything with her ever
again, skwad
SHOTARO OSAKI:
yes sir
ZHONG CHENLE:
so hyuck i trust you to find
out what happened
HENDERY WONG:
i still need to interrogate him
about where he was
HENDERY WONG:
it'll be super easy considering
we sleep in the same room
MARK LEE:
yall are basically brothers
NA JAEMIN:
boyfriends
LEE DONGHYUCK:
BESTIES!
PARK JISUNG:
i mean yall had some.. "fun" with
the same girl....
LIU YANGYANG:
AHHAHHAJAJAJYDHSJA
LUCAS WONG:
OH MY GOD. i like u jisung
XIAO DEJUN:
thats evil
MARK LEE:
i hate you all
JUNG SUNGCHAN:
Wait I dont get it it
SHOTARO OSAKI.
dont look it up
HUANG RENJUN:
why would you say that
LEE JENO:
LOOK IT UPPPPP
HUANG RENJUN:
thats better
LEE JENO:
💙💙
HUANG RENJUN:
stop flirting with me
LEE JENO:
what
JUNG SUNGCHAN:
I looked it up
HENDERY WONG:
ITS NOT TRUE stfu
MARK LEE:
im bored can we talk
about chenle now
LEE JENO:
no
ZHONG CHENLE:
what
LEE DONGHYUCK:
i'd much rather talk about
sungchans sex life
ZHONG CHENLE:
wait what
PARK JISUNG:
i'd rather not do that hyuck
HENDERY WONG:
are you and felix dating yet
PARK JISUNG:
i like the yet
ZHONG CHENLE:
its not dating but
ZHONG CHENLE:
he
MARK LEE:
KISSED YOU
NA JAEMIN:
HUGGED YOU
XIAO DEJUN:
confessed 💘
LEE DONGHYUCK:
told you ur not good enough ? :(
MARK LEE:
hyuck??????
SHOTARO OSAKI:
thats mean
ZHONG CHENLE:
his friends knew stuff about me
ZHONG CHENLE:
meaning
ZHONG CHENLE:
HE TALKS ABOUT ME
LEE JENO:
oh thats cute 😰
HUANG RENJUN:
oh so yall are in love ok
XIAO DEJUN:
yall seem to be playing
the long game. really taking
your time
ZHONG CHENLE:
well yeah
ZHONG CHENLE:
i want my relationship to work
out. i wont rush into it and i
want to be best friends before
and i want us to just be absolutely
in love
ZHONG CHENLE:
no offense but i refuse to
date anyone in this friendgroup
ZHONG CHENLE:
the love triangles are starting
to look like a square dance
MARK LEE:
ohhh you're trying to do what
yangyang and i failed at
LIU YANGYANG:
yeah it's basically the undoable
PARK JISUNG:
jisu and eunkyung 💔💔
HUANG RENJUN:
well xuxi and i aren't attached
to yall so we could easily branch
onto others. you guys are lucky
to have us.
LEE DONGHYUCK:
hes so angelic
NA JAEMIN:
its not our fault tho
NA JAEMIN:
whenever we date someone
they JOIN the friendgroup which is
what makes it seem weird
NA JAEMIN:
like it was just us boys and then
my stupid ass asked out
sooyoung and henderys stupid
ass asked out mel. chenle asked
out bella and then sooyoung brought
sungchan and YEAH SO ON
LEE JENO:
i blame mark
MARK LEE:
yes thats everyones go to
XIAO DEJUN:
i feel bad for going out with
sooyoung
JUNG SUNGCHAN:
I feel bad for the thing with bella
MARK LEE:
"the thing"
LIU YANGYANG:
sungchan dont be
LIU YANGYANG:
you are the only one who got
laid last night
HENDERY WONG:
GROSS
HENDERY WONG:
lucas just said "speak for yourself"
AND THEN HIGH FIVED
RENJUN. I HATE THIRD-WHEELING
SO MUCH
PARK JISUNG:
isnt sicheng with you
HENDERY WONG:
yeah but he brought his dog
and he loves her more than
he loves me
ZHONG CHENLE:
classic
MARK LEE:
why are you at my house rn
LEE DONGHYUCK:
what
MARK LEE:
im hangin with some of the
boys and i was gonna see if
you wanted to come so i checked
ur location
MARK LEE:
and ur at my house
LEE DONGHYUCK:
no im not
MARK LEE:
ok then facetime me
LEE DONGHYUCK:
okay maybe i am
LEE DONGHYUCK:
i came to hang out but you
werent here so im about to leave
MARK LEE:
see now
MARK LEE:
i know you
MARK LEE:
my bff 💙
MARK LEE:
and i know you well enough
to know if you are gonna lie or
not. i assumed you would so
naturally i check your location
25min ago and now and you
havent moved so
LEE DONGHYUCK:
omg ur obsessed with me
MARK LEE:
i regret giving you a key to the house
LEE DONGHYUCK:
your bed is just comfortable
and i havent slept well bc
hendery falls alseep to asmr
and i hate it
LEE DONGHYUCK:
so truthfully i came with the
intention of hanging but saw
your empty bed and decided to nap
MARK LEE:
uh huh
MARK LEE:
fine
MARK LEE:
is mel at home
LEE DONGHYUCK:
havent seen her but her cars
outside so probably
MARK LEE:
ok imma text her to not
go in my room
MARK LEE:
you know
MARK LEE:
to not bother you while you sleep
LEE DONGHYUCK:
good thinking
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"he's lying. i dont know how or why but he's lying, i can tell." mark puts his phone down, and looked up as jeno, jisung, jaemin, and shotaro continued to stare at mark.
"maybe he's throwing you a surprise birthday party!" jisung cheered.
"yes, just four months early. smart." jaemin clapped, high out of his mind.
mark giggled at that, being the easiest person to laugh at anything as jeno kept on swaying back and fourth.
"now can we get back to shotaro liking chenle? i love hearing about drama." jaemin chuckled, as shotaro sighed.
"as cute as it is, if you ever tell chenle about this i will rip out all of your throats. him and felix are endgame!" jisung pointed at them, making sure they were all aware of it.
he must've been intimidating, because all three of them nodded aggressively.
meanwhile at the lee family house, donghyuck put the phone down after being completely interrogated by mark.
"i mean technically, you are taking a nap in a bed." mel shrugged, putting her shirt back on after a session.
"hey, don't compare napping and sex. it makes me sound bad." donghyuck pointed at her, as she laughed.
melanie shrugged, as donghyuck gasped. after that, a fit of laughter occurred. "i am, 100%, joking."
"nice to know." donghyuck smiled, leaning in to kiss her as she backed away, scrunching up her face. "dude we just had sex."
"and yet kissing is way more intimate then that. this isn't a relationship, remember?" the girl asked, making it clear that she didn't want any feelings involved.
donghyuck nodded, seeming to understand. "so if mark finds out.."
"he will think i'm a slut and will stop hanging out with you. and he will tell hendery and hendery will move out of your house and put himself in danger." melanie explained, and then sharply turned back to him with a bright smile, "so he wont find out."
"yeah, i definitely don't want any of that to happen, i'm just feeling a bit guilty." donghyuck shrugged.
melanie shook her head, giving him the kiss she dodged earlier. "hendery made himself clear, dude. we are nothing."
"i meant not telling mark.... but nice to know you're thinking about hendery." donghyuck awkwardly replied, as mel looked at him.
melanie furrowed her eyebrows, a confused expression on her face, "shutup."
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