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Hololive English cuddling Headcannons
Announcement at the end
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Mori Calliope
💀 No matter what she says, Calli is big on cuddling while you two sleep
💀 Prefers to be the big spoon as it feels like she's protecting you, but if you insist she's still fine on being the small spoon
💀 Won't say anything about it, but she likes to listen to your heartbeat when she falls asleep. It helps calm her down
💀 You sleeping fully though the night is a coin flip, depending on if Calli talks in her sleep that night
💀 After Ina suggested it, you tried talking to Calli while she sleep talked. It worked and you ended up having a rather insightful talk about cats and how cute they were. Calli also talked about how she wanted to maybe adopt a cat. You asked her about it the next morning and she had no memory of it
💀 Gets rather embarrassed whenever you bring up her sleep talking. In defence, she'll bring up a sleeping habit you have, but it doesn't work as well as it works on the Tsundereaper
💀 100% has a pair of skull print soft pyjamas. Calli looks rather adorable in them and they're extremely soft, so no complaining from you
💀 By the time you wake up it'll be too late as Calli will have a vice grip on you. More often than not you'll have to wait for Calli to wake up before you can get up
💀 She is s o f t, might be embarrassed about it at first, but she'll let you use her chest as a pillow, though you have to be on your best behaviour
💀 You once woke up and caught her playing with your hair while she watched you sleep
Takanashi Kiara
🐔 Phoenix is extremely clingy on a daily basis, so when you two cuddle this is no different
🐔 Kiara is probably one of the best cuddle buddies out there. Not only is she extremely soft, she's also incredibly warm
🐔 Says she doesn't mind if she's the small or large spoon, but Kiara secretly loves being cradled by you.
🐔 Sometimes she'll hand feed you snacks she's eating if you're just having an afternoon cuddle session. Mostly consists of KFP, but it'll sometimes be German chocolate she either finds or orders
🐔 One of your most traumatic memories happened while you were cuddling Kiara. Let's just say it involved a phoenix at the end of it's life (read phoenix down for a better idea)
🐔 Once Casper came out of nowhere and Kiara screamed in your ear when she saw him. Two minutes later and you were still nursing your hearing while Kiara kept apologising over and over again
🐔 Sometimes Kiara will overheat while she sleeps. One of two things will happen, either you wake up then and take a cold shower, or you wake up in the morning and take a shower
🐔 Kiara will melt and become putty in your hands as soon as you start doing anything soft to her. Petting or playing with her hair is a good example
🐔 Has some of the worst case of 'I'll get up in five minutes' you'll ever see.
🐔 You've caught her making bird sounds while she sleeps. If your lucky, she'll start whistling softly
Ninomae Ina'nis
🐙 Ina loves to nap. Ina loves to nap with you. Ina also likes to nap on her tentacles. You wanna join the tentacle cocoon and take a nap?
🐙 Ina prefers to sleep near you instead of spooning. You've probably come up with more cuddling positions than thought possible, and Gura and Amelia have the proof
🐙 You've been able to do this since Ina has tentacles. You've woken up hanging upside down, or being cradled like you were in a hammock or even like you were in a cone. Ina has no control over this while she sleeps so she too is often surprised at what shapes her tentacles make while you two sleep
🐙 Sometimes if you're simply napping on her, Ina will bring out a sketchbook and pencil and just draw you. Sometimes she'll use her tentacles to take pictures of you cuddling for references
🐙 More often than not Ina will have nightmares about her past. Sometimes you'll wake up and her tentacles will be tensed and her grip on you just a little too tight.
🐙 Whenever this happens all you usually have to do it just try and un tense her muscles. Running your fingers through her hair also helps a lot. Just don't wake her up, fight or flight instincts are not fun when you get sucker punched by a tentacle
🐙 Even when she's asleep, Ina's still on the defence. You tried to sneakily touch the squishy bangs while she was cuddled into your chest and you almost lost your finger to her sharp canines
🐙 You can however, touch her ear flaps, just be careful
🐙 When Ina sleeps, she'll let out soft wah's and humu's. You've recorded it a few times because it's so cute
🐙 For some reason Ina has a habit of keeping her canines gnawed down, like a rabbit. You wouldn't mind if she didn't insist on chewing your finger while flopped over your lap
Gawr Gura
🔱 The shark, I swear
🔱 The biggest bed hog ever. Whenever you cuddle Gura always has to be on top of you, otherwise you'll be pushed of the bed, or the couch if you're cuddling there
🔱 Despite that, Gura will cling, and I mean cling on to you like her life depends on it. Goddamn this shark has a stronger grip than anyone you've ever met
🔱 Gura is also incredibly warm, which is part of the reason you put up with her surface hogging
🔱 Much like she's said in her streams, Gura does, in fact giggle in her sleep. You've woken up to it a few time and it's scared you shitless because how else would you react to a child-like giggling at 3am?
🔱 Gura, or more specifically her tail tends to wag whenever she's happy, which is whenever she's close and cuddling you. It's cute, just not when it's smacking you
🔱 She will shove your hand with her head like a cat demanding attention. You always give in because she always brings out her puppy dog eyes and you can't resist
🔱 Whenever you spoon, which is not often because Gura prefers to be a starfish on top of you, the shark will mostly be the small spoon, though you laugh thinking back to one scenario of her angrily spooning you from behind when you called her small
🔱 Gura's favourite cuddling position is her laying on top of you with her head tucked under your chin with her arms wrapped around your neck
🔱 Bloop does sometimes join you when you cuddle
Amelia Watson
🔎 Probably the chillest cuddling partner. If you're cuddling on the couch while doing a movie marathon, she's dressed in one (of your) hoodies and sweatpants with a blanket wrapped around the both of you.
🔍 Who's spooning who is dependent of Amelia's mood. If something bad happened during one of her time leaps or she's injured, Amelia appreciates being the small spoon. She says it makes her feel safe
🔎 But when this gremlin has won one too many rounds in Valorant or Apex and needs to calm down, you bet this smug detective will make herself feel as big as possible by spooning you.
🔍 One of the first times you cuddled before bed was probably a big shock to you considering her sleeping habits
🔎 A quick talk and a pair of paw print pyjamas later and you and Amelia would be stuck to each other all night, just sleeping peacefully
🔍 Or so you thought
🔎 Amelia has a sleeping habit, and this sleeping habit is kicking
🔍 You've been woken up by this gremlin kicking in her sleep multiple times, but just seeing her smile in what little moonlight filtered into the room made any anger fade away.
🔎 You ended up just putting a few pillows between your legs. It works good enough for the both of you to get a good sleep
So, I wanted to announce my new book (which I really shouldn't be starting but whatever) that a few of you have already found. I do explain what it is, but it's basically just somewhere I write whatever Hololive thing I think of that I can't make into a oneshot.
As of now there is only one chapter about Gura, but I hope you still enjoy