I smiled as I peacefully slept, the light not yet coming though the little windows at the top of the apartment walls, the apartment quiet and dark but the slight clack of the chess clock on the dining table ticking away still and the drip of the shower head. The covers were warm and cosy from the sweet nights' sleep that had passed but I still refused to open my eyes or move away from the covers.
I heard the fast and loud bleeping of the stupid alarm clock on the night stand beside the bed, I groaned pulling the overs over my head trying to escape from the noise. It suddenly stopped making me smile more trying to get cosy again as an arm wrapped around my waist and a head nuzzled into my shoulder, Pressing a tickly kiss to my bare skin
"morning" He yawns
"No..." I whine
"You have to wake up,"
"No I don't"
"Yes you do, you have an appointment remember?"
".... I don't wanna"
"honey-"
"Benny...." I whine "don't make me get up I'm sleepy"
He sighed and rolled me over to lay on my back
"Noooooooo! Benny!" I whine
"You have to get up"
"Nooo! I wanna sleep!"
"Must we do this every morning?" He sighs resting his chin on his arm
"Sleep" I said pulling the covers up just over my nose
"This is childish"
"You're childish"
"Get out of bed"
"No"
"Honeypie get out of bed"
"Make me"
"You set the alarm, it's your doctors appointment, get out of bed."
"No, doctor can come to me"
"They don't do that y/n. they haven't done that for like twenty years" he laughs "come on, the quicker you get up and get there the quicker you can get home?"
"Lies, they'll be running late. there always running late"
"Get out of bed, I need coffee"
"How does you needing coffee require me to be out of bed?"
"You make my coffee?"
"Make your own coffee, you are an adult"
"Fine" He sighs climbing over me to get out of bed slipping his jeans on over his small boxers shorts, and grabbing his robe from the half open door slipping it over his shoulders, putting a hand through his hair as he sighed "You have until I make a cup of coffee, to get that adorable butt out of bed, Or so help me I am dragging you out of bed, dressing you and dragging you down that doctors office myself"
"Screw you Benny" I complained putting my middle finger up at him
"Yeah fuck you too" He laughs doing it back to me
"Benny!" I whine as he was about to leave but I grabbed his arm forcing him back to sit on the bed with me
"Yeah?"
"You still love me?" I asked
He chucked a little to himself leaning down and giving my lips a sweet soft kiss stroking my cheek with his thumb as he pulled away "Of course I love you" He smiled "My sweet little honeypie" he cooes rubbing the tip of his nose on my own "Out of bed," He orders getting up and going into the apartment to make his coffee.
"It's not my doctors appointment" I argued
"Yes it is!"
"No it isn't! I'm only half the problem"
"It's not a problem,"
"I still think your the problem"
"I know you do"
"I work perfectly fine, I am regular and reliable, my whole system works perfectly fine, you are the chaos element"
"Except for that time you didn't have a period for three months for... like no reason"
"One time"
"You were convinced you were pregnant"
"I didn't bleed for three months I think that's a fair assumption"
"It was"
"You are the element that comes in a fucks my perfect schedule up I think its you"
"I am fine"
"How do you know? You've never got anyone pregnant in your life. Maybe your dick doesn't work"
"We both know it works Honeypie" he winked leaning on the doorframe with his coffee
"Yeah but does the thing it's meant to do"
".... Well that's why we are going to the doctor"
"To see if you're dick works"
"Are you going to get out of bed?" He asks resting his coffee cup on his chest
"No" I whine bundling myself up in the covers
"Honeypie" He sighed "get out of bed, you have to go to the doctor, and you know you want a shower"
"Nooooo Benny" I whined
".... How about I come wake you up?" He smirked
"Maybe" I smiled poking my eyes out the covers
He smirked and put his coffee down on the side and sat on the bed with me and gave my head a kiss "maybe? Maybe it's a loser's word now does my little wifey want me to eat her out this morning or not?" He smirked
"Not your wife, and yes please" I giggled
"Yet" he winked slipping his robe off throwing it over the bed post pulling the covers away from me even if I whined as he did he pushed up my nightie to expose me to him and the cold air, "why do you have to look so beautiful" he groans pressing kisses up my inner thigh from my knee all the way up until this warm lips met my lace crotchless panties that I had worn the night before when we went to bed, just in case we were going to be, having a little fun as we usually did. He ran his tongue around my outer lips intentionally ticking me a little with his facial hair in the little ways he knew to draw blood and attention to that area before he had even started, he gently licked his lips before pressing gently and soft kisses to my the very sensitive tip of my clit in the exact perfect place he knew so well. He would move away slightly with each kiss having to pucker his lips to give each kiss, I tried to tighten my legs around his head from the little tickling giggle pleasure bubbles, but that only made him pull away smirking at me devilishly. He grabbed my thighs hard and pushed them as apart as they would go burring his head between my legs making out hard with my clit and pussy often using his tounge to fuck me
"Uughhh uuuuhhhhh Benny!" I gasped grabbing his hair twisting my fingers in the curls and waves
"Ummmm you taste so good in the morning" he groans between kisses "you're always so wet in the morning honey? Been dreaming about me all night?" He cooes
"Maybe" I giggled petting his hair but grabbing hard as he began to suck between the hot and heavy kisses "ughh! Benny!"
"Fuck I love eating you out honey!" He groaned slightly moaning into the kisses I knew I was close and so did he but as I shuddered and gasped his name in pleasure my orgasum building he stopped sitting up which immediately made me angry and desperate "fuck it come here" he smirked undoing his jeans quicker then I think I had ever seen before pushing his shorts down enough to expose his nor rock hard cock, I didn't even get chance to move in any way before he pushed hilt deep inside me his hands either side of my waist in the bed "uuuuhhhhh!" He moans his eyes rolling back "fuck honey! You feel So good!" His groans started his lustful thrusts, rapidly moving inside me, pinning me against the bed with his movements, my legs still as far apart as possible as he didn't allow me to move them at all.
"Uughhh uuuuhh Benny! Please!" I moaned grabbing his shoulders hard
"Are you gonna cum honey?"
"Yes!" I screamed
"Uummmm cum for me honey! Make that sexy pussy squirt around my cock, so I can bury my cum inside your pussy" he growled in my ear somehow getting faster, his insane thrusting sent me to another world as it usually did, clawing down his back like a cat as I hit my orgasum meer milliseconds into my own he hit his collapsing on me kissing my lips in desperation as I hit my wall riding the wave of exploding pleasure, his hips going like crazy, bucking and jerking in odd angels riding out his own filling me as deep as he could.
As soon as the initial crash was over he pulled back and sat his head on my breasts over my nightie of course, gasping for breath as we both gathered our compositor "fuck... I love you" he says between gasps
"I love you too" I smiled petting his hair "just uhh easy there tiger. You got a little crazy there at the end"
"Can you blame me? I'm taking viagra like there fucking smarties"
"I know, you never used to talk like that in sex"
"I used to think it. Just not say it"
"Maybe we did finally do it this time?"
"I hope so," he says, "your gonna make a great mummy y/n"
"Umm your gonna be a good daddy Benny" I smiled giving him a hug
"I love you honey pie"
"Some you too benny" I smiled
"Now, butt out of bed. Before I carry you to the doctors office even if you are in your nightie" he warns pulling out and starting to get dressed for the day
"Fine! But I get to nap when we get home?"
"Alright" he sighed
"Yay!" I giggled getting my stuff for the day and going for a shower.
I smiled as I finished getting dressed, jumping on Benny's back as he sorted the table "whoa! Hello!" He laughs as I almost tipped him over
"Hi" I smiled
"Are you ready to go?" He asks giving me a cuddle too
"I guess so"
"Come on, any longer we'll be late"
"One little snuggle before we go? Please Benny"
"...Alright" He smirked flipping us around so I was against the table I gave him a kiss and turned over to lean on the table pressing my butt against his hips he grabbed my hips rubbing them with his thumbs grinding gently on me, he undid his jeans and I pulled up my dress "just a quickie, or we be in trouble with the doctor" he says tugging my panties down
"There always late we'll be fine" I laughed
"I know" he laughs pushing inside me deeper then earlier as he always was able to hit me much deeper when I'm bent over "uhhhhh fuck!" He groans quickly starting to move
"Ughhh! Oohh Benny!" I groaned grabbing the table feeling my body move with his rapid Intense pounding "more more please!"
"Umm don't tempt me honey" he groans "trust me, if we had time I would be" he nods getting faster rubbing on my clit with his fingers
"Uuuuhhhhh uughhh uuhh uuuuuuuuuuhhhhh Benny!" I screamed my voice echoing off our basement apartments walls as I hit my orgasum riding it out mercilously as benny didn't even slow, not even his rubbing his pounding overwhelming me already
"UUUH uuughhhhh!" He groans going as deep inside me as he could as he came almost collapsing on me "okay.... Are we going to this fucking doctors appointment or not?" He complained
I giggled as I sat in the car wrapped up in my dress and fluffy cardigan, as Benny drove. "Hi"
"Hi?" He laughs "hey how about after the doctor's appointment we go get some food?"
"Like?"
"Like, pizza? Or Chinese food? Or... ice cream?"
"Ice cream"
"Okay, doctors office, then ice cream"
"We're gonna get yelled at"
"Yep, but that's why we need to feel better ice cream" he says as we arrive and parked up "you ready?"
"I think so," I said "Benny? What if they do say something's wrong with us? What if... we can't have a baby?"
"Aww y/n, honeypie you can't think like that. We just need to try harder"
"But what if we can't?"
"Then... there's always adoption. Or we can just get a dog? Or a cat? Or a fish?" He suggested
"I can't love and hugs a fish Benny,"
"No but we can have sex as loud as we want without worrying about waking a fish"
"I love you" I smiled hugging him tightly
"Love you too" he says hugging he back and kissing my head "come on, let's get yelled at"
I sat patiently waiting, sat on the little chair in the office, trying desperately to not look at any of the scary posters on the walls. Fiddling with my nails as I sat listening to the clock ticking on the wall behind me
"It's going to be fine." Benny reassured taking my hand bringing it to his lips to give it a kiss just as the door opened so we quickly separated as the doctor came around the corner and sat at his desk with some paperwork
"Good morning" He says
"Good morning" I nodded
"Well, good news? Or bad News?"
"Uhhh good news, Please"
"There is nothing, Medical anyway wrong with either of you. No issues at all though our tests" He explained and I sighed in relief at least something wasn't wrong with us "Infact, your higher than average Mr Watts"
"Ohh, cool" He smirked a little to himself making me slightly roll my eyes
"And the bad news?"
"Well, You're not pregnant, just got your test though from this morning. Your still not pregnant"
I sighed trying not to cry, "So what's going on?"
"Honestly from a medical standpoint, I have no idea." He shrugs "May I ask you both some questions?"
"Of course" I nodded
"How much on average are you having sex?" He asks
I looked to benny hoping he was keeping track because I sure as hell wasn't
"Uuuuuuhhh.. On a bad day twice. And On a good day... four or five times?" Benny explained
"And that's full male ejaculate sex?"
"...Yes" I nodded trying not to giggle
"You should be aiming for six, to nine" He says "Four on the low side"
I giggled a little to myself looking to benny's panicked face,
"Six? To nine times a day?"
"Yes, Absolutely" he nodded "Not using any forms of protection still?" He asked
"No" Benny answered "I literally set fire to our condoms when I knew we were actually trying"
"Eating right? Exercise? No alcohol or smoking?"
"Yes" I nodded "No smoking or alcohol for weeks now, exercise everyday"
"Taking your medications?"
"Always" I nodded
"Every damn day" Benny sighed
"How many times have you had sex today?"
"Today as in since we got up or today as in the last twenty four hours?" Benny asked him
"Since you got up today?"
"Twice."
"What positions did you do?"
"... Missionary, and... ohh what's the other one called?" I asked
"I don't know what it's called. She was bent over our dining table so" Benny explained
"Are you doing other positions?"
"Yes, all of them well. All the basic ones none of the like crazy someone's standing on there head and someone else has like a leg in the air"
"Yeah we are not that flexible"
"Also we are boring white people, so... our sex isn't spicy"
"I recommend reverse cowgirl"
"Is that better for getting pregnant?" I asked
"No, its more fun" He shrugs "If your going to be having sex nine times a day I recommend variety or you'll get bored, I would also suggest buying some lube, and hopefully next I see you you'll be pregnant" He says
I sighed sitting in the car reading though the little pamphlets and magazines they gave us at the doctors
"I said there wasn't anything wrong with me"
"Yeah yeah, just because you're excited you have a higher sperm count then average benny"
"I'm not allowed to be happy I'm above average?"
"You can be happy it's just don't make like a fuss over it benny"
"You wanna go get ice cream now?" he asks
"I would like ice cream" I smiled nuzzling on his shoulder "Then we should get home, we're behind on our sex quota for the day"
"I know we are, We'll snuggle after ice cream honeypie" He smirked, kissing my head.