"Yeah, did I miss telling you that I have a cousin whose best friend is the CEO of your dad's company?
If I missed, no problem, I'm telling you now. Same I did with your father, who understood very fast that I could ask his CEO to fire him, if he wouldn't tell me where to find you.
Zhan Zhan you were a big disappointment to me last night, I've expected from you to come begging me to take you back.
Luckily your father is an intelligent guy, way more smarter than his son, especially when his son is letting a man like me slip away, ha, ha, ha! ", Yu Bin burst into a creepy laughter.
Wang Yibo has had enough, therefore he decided to step in.
He grabbed Zhan's trembling, cold hand and with his free hand, poked the aSshole's chest, spelling his words between gritted teeth:
"Do it now, I dare you!
I give you the chance to do it right away!"
"What the fu*k do you want, ghost?
Stay away, this is between us, me and my Zhan Zhan!
Do you think that if he sucked your d!ck once, you are entitled to tell me what to do?
You have no idewho a I am and what I am capable for!", the creep shouted cockily, slapping Yibo's hand away, and trying to pull Zhan's hand from his grip.
But Zhan tightened their interlaced fingers and pushed his former boyfriend with the other hand:
"Yu Bin, don't make yourself more ludicrous than you already are.
Please, just get in your car and drive away, don't make me feel even worse about myself than I already am for being once in love with you!
Please, don't say anything more and just leave!"
"Yes, I agree with Zhan Zhan (not YOUR Zhan Zhan anymore, though), you should go, but not before giving you the last chance to ask the CEO of 'Wang18.Co' to get Mister Xiao fired!
Go ahead, jerk, tell me, and show me who you are and what you are capable for!", Yibo spoke, in a calm tone, squeezing Zhan's hand, who was looking at him, not less puzzled than Yu Bin was.
"What nonsense are you talking about, ghost?
Come, Zhan Zhan, let's go, I blocked the traffic for enough time, I don't want to wait for the police to pick up my car!", the dude spoke, trying again to pull Zhan's hand from Yibo's hold.
But Wang Yibo hid their linked hands at his back and with the other hand fixed the bags on his shoulder, before starting to walk away while speaking to the man who was tailing them:
"You're right, you shouldn't wait for the police, and just get lost!
Me and Zhan Zhan, we are in a kind of hurry and don't have time for witnessing testimonies.
Oh, one more thing before you go, I don't know who your cousin might be, but a thing I know for sure. Even if your cousin is my best friend, something that I doubt, he could never convince me to fire mr Xiao.
Actually I am determined to promote him and give him a salary raise.
Because I appreciate him very much, as he is one of my best employees.
By the way, besides that I am Zhan Zhan's boyfriend, maybe you'd need to know that I am Wang Yibo, CEO of 'Wang18.Co' .
Goodbye, drive safely and have a nice day, sir!"
Yu Bin said nothing more.
After one more moment of shock, he just walked stiffly to his car, trying hard to not get crushed under the weight of his assassinated dignity, and departed in a whirlwind.
"Wow, you're really a great actor!
And a great liar, I suppose, ha, ha, what an original idea has crossed your mind, ha, ha, ha!
Thank you again, for sparing me to deal again with that bastard.
Who is he, did he hide his true self until now or he was always like this and I was so blind and deaf that I couldn't notice?
God, how on earth did I ever like that man?", Zhan mumbled, not letting go at Yibo's hand, meanwhile.
"I am a bad liar, actually.
And I didn't lie when saying that I am the CEO of 'Wang18.Co' .
But by the way about good ideas, I have right now a great idea.
We shouldn't allow him to ruin our trip.
Therefore I will call my best friend, my real best friend, not Yu Bin's cousin though, to ask for his help.
Oh, look here your phone, you didn't lose it, just drop it on your seat when you left the bus and I took it.", Yibo smiled, taking out both of their phones from his coat's pocket.
Xiao Zhan untangled their hands and took the phone, worrying Yibo with his upset tone of voice:
"Wait, wait!
You lie even when saying that you are a bad liar, actually you are a very good liar!
Why didn't you tell me that you are my dad's boss and you've let me talk about the CEO and about dad's job?"
"Because you didn't ask!
Why are you so upset, why does it even matter that I am the CEO?
It's not like you badmouthed the CEO or revealed to me who knows what secrets related to your dad's work.
Zhan Zhan, please forgive me if I did wrong, I don't want you to be angry with me, I really want us to be friends.
I really like you, maybe even more than..."
"You're right, let's not ruin the rest of this day!
I like you, too, very much actually.
It's just that I'm still distressed, I'm sorry for overreacting.
I should have figured it out when you've mentioned your nicknames...Eighteen...Wang18.Co...Wang...Yi and Bo 18... of course!
But, what about that idea of yours, what do you have in mind?
We are in the middle of nowhere here, with no car, no city nearby."
"Wait and see, I hope you will like it.", Yibo replied with a deep sigh of relief and a wide smile spread onto his entire face.
"Hello? Hi, Xian Xian, sorry for waking you up, it's almost lunch, I didn't think that you are still sleeping.
How come your father gave you a day off, today?
Ha, ha, ha, wrong move from him, letting you rest after spending Valentine's night with your boyfriend! Ha, ha, ha, nothing and nobody can fight against love, not even your clever dad's evil plans.
But sometimes love needs help, therefore I need your help, now.
Xian Xian, I need you to be my Cupid!
No, no, I will tell you everything later, right now we have no time!
Yes, WE!
Wei WuXian, shut up for a few seconds and just listen to me!
I need a car, a tent and that professional sleeping bag that you bought and you bragged with, for a whole week.
Now move your aSs and hurry! I will give you the details on your way, where to come.
Xian Xian, no kidding, hurry, we are in the middle of nowhere, and it's kind of freezing here!
Who is 'we'?
We, meaning me and...ermm, Zhan, not your Zhan Zhan though!
You will meet him when you arrive, bye now!"
"A tent, a sleeping bag?
Are you kidding me?!", Xiao Zhan raised his voice.
"Don't worry Zhan Zhan, it's a sleeping bag for two people, we will fit inside both of us.
I hope you have nothing against sleeping next to your friend.
Because, we are friends, aren't we?
Or if you want, I can sleep in the car."
"It's not that, just how did you think about camping now in the early February?
Let me remind you, in case you forgot, that it's still winter!
Look, I'm freezing, and it's not even night yet, and we are not even in a wood, or wherever you want us to camp!", Zhan spoke, raising even higher his voice, while bracing himself to make his point better.
"Oh, if that is what it's worrying you, then stop worrying.
Wei WuXian bought that awesome sleeping bag from the same site from where he bought the tent, too.
It's a tent equipped with a small wood stove. Small, but enough for warming the tent the same way as a luxurious fireplace."
"Now, come here, I will keep you warm like that stove, until Xian Xian will arrive!", Yibo smiled, opening his coat widely and engulfing the other's slightly trembling body in his warm embrace.
"Oh, you are warm indeed, how come you're not feeling cold, your coat is not thicker than mine?", Zhan whispered , burying his whole face onto his new friend's warm chest, and shoving his hands in Yibo's jeans back pockets.
Yibo inhaled sharply and tried to calm down his heart beats, not missing to notice how perfect was fitting Zhan in his embrace, even if he was slightly shorter.
"Mmmm, it feels so good...you are warm and smell so good, I feel like almost falling asleep.", he purred, nuzzling into Yibo's neck crook and snuggling even closer to his body.
"You can nap, if you feel like, I am awake enough to hold you!
Actually I was never more awake than now, each cell from me is setted on highest alert, ha, ha, ha!"
That is how Wei WuXian found them when arrived almost an hour later, along with his boyfriend, both driving two different cars.
"What a fu*k Xian Xian, what took you so long?
We have almost converted into two frozen snowmen!
Didn't you notice that it's snowing?", Yibo shouted, blowing onto his red hands, before rubbing and blowing warm breath on Zhan's hands, too .
"Sorry for the lateness, but my Lan Zhan suggested us shop a few things that you guys might need for your crazy late Valentine's Day.
You know: some food, wine, chocolate, lube, condoms, things like that."
"No need for those!", Zhan snapped, with his cheeks on fire, not from the cold wind, though.
"Awww, aren't you adorable?
Look at your red cheeks, you are freezing!
You have no idea how happy you make me for coming into my friend's lonely life!
Bobo, why don't you introduce us?", Wei WuXian squealed, startling Zhan when pulling him into his embrace and started to rub his back, like trying to get him warmed.
"Xian Xian, what a hell, behave yourself!
He is my moronic best friend Wei WuXian, and he is his boyfriend Lan Zhan, and he is...my new friend Xiao Zhan.
Lol, I just noticed that I'm surrounded by Zhans!"
"Nice to meet you lao Xiao, I apologize if I was out of the place with something!
It's just that I want my best friend to find his happiness, same as me!", Wei WuXian smiled at his boyfriend, while vigorously shaking Zhan's hand.
"Enough, Xian Xian, release his hand already!
We need to get at the lake and install the tent before getting dark.
Come Zhan Zhan, let's get in the car!"
"Zhan Zhan?
Your new friend my aSs!
Baobao, you are so smart, thank you for suggesting me to shop those things, there will be highly needed!", Wei WuXian whispered in his boyfriend's ear with a huge grin on his face."
"Take my car and I will go back with my Zhan Zhan's car.
The tent, stove and sleeping bag are in the trunk, and everything we shopped it's on the back seat.
The gas tank is full, go now and BoBo, I'm so happy for you!
Have fun guys, happy Valentine's Day!
And BoBo, take care of the baby!", Xian Xian whispered, giving a friendly slap on Yibo's back.
"I will take care of him, of course, you don't need to tell me!
Bye guys and thank you for everything!", Wang Yibo replied, shutting the car door behind him.
While warming the engine he hardly heard Wei WuXian's screamed words:
"I was not talking about YOUR baby, but about my baby, I meant: take care of my car, my baby car!"
Yibo laughed at Lan Zhan giving a hard slap to the back of Xian's head:
"So, the car is your baby, not me?"
"Yeah, served you right, idiot!", Yibo laughed more.
"I like your friends!", laughed Zhan, too.
"I hope you don't like my friends more than you like me.
Are your hands getting warmer? ", he asked, taking Zhan's hand and placing both their linked hands onto his thigh, not bothering to hide the huge smile spread onto his face...
His smile grew even bigger at Xiao Zhan's request:
"Can I have a selfie with you?"
And he leant his rosy cheek against his shoulder...
Wang Yibo was feeling happy like he didn't feel for a long time ago, maybe like he never did.
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"Yeah, did I miss telling you that I have a cousin whose best friend is the CEO of your dad's company?
If I missed, no problem, I'm telling you now. Same I did with your father, who understood very fast that I could ask his CEO to fire him, if he wouldn't tell me where to find you.
Zhan Zhan you were a big disappointment to me last night, I've expected from you to come begging me to take you back.
Luckily your father is an intelligent guy, way more smarter than his son, especially when his son is letting a man like me slip away, ha, ha, ha! ", Yu Bin burst into a creepy laughter.
Wang Yibo has had enough, therefore he decided to step in.
He grabbed Zhan's trembling, cold hand and with his free hand, poked the aSshole's chest, spelling his words between gritted teeth:
"Do it now, I dare you!
I give you the chance to do it right away!"
"What the fu*k do you want, ghost?
Stay away, this is between us, me and my Zhan Zhan!
Do you think that if he sucked your d!ck once, you are entitled to tell me what to do?
You have no idea who I am and what I am capable for!", the creep shouted cockily, slapping Yibo's hand away, and trying to pull Zhan's hand from his grip.
But Zhan tightened their interlaced fingers and pushed his former boyfriend with the other hand:
"Yu Bin, don't make yourself more ludicrous than you already are.
Please, just get in your car and drive away, don't make me feel even worse about myself than I already am for being once in love with you!
Please, don't say anything more and just leave!"
"Yes, I agree with Zhan Zhan (not YOUR Zhan Zhan anymore, though), you should go, but not before giving you the last chance to ask the CEO of 'Wang18.Co' to get Mister Xiao fired!
Go ahead, jerk, tell me, and show me who you are and what you are capable for!", Yibo spoke, in a calm tone, squeezing Zhan's hand, who was looking at him, not less puzzled than Yu Bin was.
"What nonsense are you talking about, ghost?
Come, Zhan Zhan, let's go, I blocked the traffic for enough time, I don't want to wait for the police to pick up my car!", the dude spoke, trying again to pull Zhan's hand from Yibo's hold.
But Wang Yibo hid their linked hands at his back and with the other hand fixed the bags on his shoulder, before starting to walk away while speaking to the man who was tailing them:
"You're right, you shouldn't wait for the police, and just get lost!
Me and Zhan Zhan, we are in a kind of hurry and don't have time for witnessing testimonies.
Oh, one more thing before you go, I don't know who your cousin might be, but a thing I know for sure. Even if your cousin is my best friend, something that I doubt, he could never convince me to fire mr Xiao.
Actually I am determined to promote him and give him a salary raise.
Because I appreciate him very much, as he is one of my best employees.
By the way, besides that I am Zhan Zhan's boyfriend, maybe you'd need to know that I am Wang Yibo, CEO of 'Wang18.Co' .
Goodbye, drive safely and have a nice day, sir!"
Yu Bin said nothing more.
After one more moment of shock, he just walked stiffly to his car, trying hard to not get crushed under the weight of his assassinated dignity, and departed in a whirlwind.
"Wow, you're really a great actor!
And a great liar, I suppose, ha, ha, what an original idea has crossed your mind, ha, ha, ha!
Thank you again, for sparing me to deal again with that bastard.
Who is he, did he hide his true self until now or he was always like this and I was so blind and deaf that I couldn't notice?
God, how on earth did I ever like that man?", Zhan mumbled, not letting go at Yibo's hand, meanwhile.
"I am a bad liar, actually.
And I didn't lie when saying that I am the CEO of 'Wang18.Co' .
But by the way about good ideas, I have right now a great idea.
We shouldn't allow him to ruin our trip.
Therefore I will call my best friend, my real best friend, not Yu Bin's cousin though, to ask for his help.
Oh, look here your phone, you didn't lose it, just drop it on your seat when you left the bus and I took it.", Yibo smiled, taking out both of their phones from his coat's pocket.
Xiao Zhan untangled their hands and took the phone, worrying Yibo with his upset tone of voice:
"Wait, wait!
You lie even when saying that you are a bad liar, actually you are a very good liar!
Why didn't you tell me that you are my dad's boss and you've let me talk about the CEO and about dad's job?"
"Because you didn't ask!
Why are you so upset, why does it even matter that I am the CEO?
It's not like you badmouthed the CEO or revealed to me who knows what secrets related to your dad's work.
Zhan Zhan, please forgive me if I did wrong, I don't want you to be angry with me, I really want us to be friends.
I really like you, maybe even more than..."
"You're right, let's not ruin the rest of this day!
I like you, too, very much actually.
It's just that I'm still distressed, I'm sorry for overreacting.
I should have figured it out when you've mentioned your nicknames...Eighteen...Wang18.Co...Wang...Yi and Bo 18... of course!
But, what about that idea of yours, what do you have in mind?
We are in the middle of nowhere here, with no car, no city nearby."
"Wait and see, I hope you will like it.", Yibo replied with a deep sigh of relief and a wide smile spread onto his entire face.
"Hello? Hi, Xian Xian, sorry for waking you up, it's almost lunch, I didn't think that you are still sleeping.
How come your father gave you a day off, today?
Ha, ha, ha, wrong move from him, letting you rest after spending Valentine's night with your boyfriend! Ha, ha, ha, nothing and nobody can fight against love, not even your clever dad's evil plans.
But sometimes love needs help, therefore I need your help, now.
Xian Xian, I need you to be my Cupid!
No, no, I will tell you everything later, right now we have no time!
Yes, WE!
Wei WuXian, shut up for a few seconds and just listen to me!
I need a car, a tent and that professional sleeping bag that you bought and you bragged with, for a whole week.
Now move your aSs and hurry! I will give you the details on your way, where to come.
Xian Xian, no kidding, hurry, we are in the middle of nowhere, and it's kind of freezing here!
Who is 'we'?
We, meaning me and...ermm, Zhan, not your Zhan Zhan though!
You will meet him when you arrive, bye now!"
"A tent, a sleeping bag?
Are you kidding me?!", Xiao Zhan raised his voice.
"Don't worry Zhan Zhan, it's a sleeping bag for two people, we will fit inside both of us.
I hope you have nothing against sleeping next to your friend.
Because, we are friends, aren't we?
Or if you want, I can sleep in the car."
"It's not that, just how did you think about camping now in the early February?
Let me remind you, in case you forgot, that it's still winter!
Look, I'm freezing, and it's not even night yet, and we are not even in a wood, or wherever you want us to camp!", Zhan spoke, raising even higher his voice, while bracing himself to make his point better.
"Oh, if that is what it's worrying you, then stop worrying.
Wei WuXian bought that awesome sleeping bag from the same site from where he bought the tent, too.
It's a tent equipped with a small wood stove. Small, but enough for warming the tent the same way as a luxurious fireplace."
"Now, come here, I will keep you warm like that stove, until Xian Xian will arrive!", Yibo smiled, opening his coat widely and engulfing the other's slightly trembling body in his warm embrace.
"Oh, you are warm indeed, how come you're not feeling cold, your coat is not thicker than mine?", Zhan whispered , burying his whole face onto his new friend's warm chest, and shoving his hands in Yibo's jeans back pockets.
Yibo inhaled sharply and tried to calm down his heart beats, not missing to notice how perfect was fitting Zhan in his embrace, even if he was slightly shorter.
"Mmmm, it feels so good...you are warm and smell so good, I feel like almost falling asleep.", he purred, nuzzling into Yibo's neck crook and snuggling even closer to his body.
"You can nap, if you feel like, I am awake enough to hold you!
Actually I was never more awake than now, each cell from me is setted on highest alert, ha, ha, ha!"
That is how Wei WuXian found them when arrived almost an hour later, along with his boyfriend, both driving two different cars.
"What a fu*k Xian Xian, what took you so long?
We have almost converted into two frozen snowmen!
Didn't you notice that it's snowing?", Yibo shouted, blowing onto his red hands, before rubbing and blowing warm breath on Zhan's hands, too .
"Sorry for the lateness, but my Lan Zhan suggested us shop a few things that you guys might need for your crazy late Valentine's Day.
You know: some food, wine, chocolate, lube, condoms, things like that."
"No need for those!", Zhan snapped, with his cheeks on fire, not from the cold wind, though.
"Awww, aren't you adorable?
Look at your red cheeks, you are freezing!
You have no idea how happy you make me for coming into my friend's lonely life!
Bobo, why don't you introduce us?", Wei WuXian squealed, startling Zhan when pulling him into his embrace and started to rub his back, like trying to get him warmed.
"Xian Xian, what a hell, behave yourself!
He is my moronic best friend Wei WuXian, and he is his boyfriend Lan Zhan, and he is...my new friend Xiao Zhan.
Lol, I just noticed that I'm surrounded by Zhans!"
"Nice to meet you lao Xiao, I apologize if I was out of the place with something!
It's just that I want my best friend to find his happiness, same as me!", Wei WuXian smiled at his boyfriend, while vigorously shaking Zhan's hand.
"Enough, Xian Xian, release his hand already!
We need to get at the lake and install the tent before getting dark.
Come Zhan Zhan, let's get in the car!"
"Zhan Zhan?
Your new friend my aSs!
Baobao, you are so smart, thank you for suggesting me to shop those things, there will be highly needed!", Wei WuXian whispered in his boyfriend's ear with a huge grin on his face."
"Take my car and I will go back with my Zhan Zhan's car.
The tent, stove and sleeping bag are in the trunk, and everything we shopped it's on the back seat.
The gas tank is full, go now and BoBo, I'm so happy for you!
Have fun guys, happy Valentine's Day!
And BoBo, take care of the baby!", Xian Xian whispered, giving a friendly slap on Yibo's back.
"I will take care of him, of course, you don't need to tell me!
Bye guys and thank you for everything!", Wang Yibo replied, shutting the car door behind him.
While warming the engine he hardly heard Wei WuXian's screamed words:
"I was not talking about YOUR baby, but about my baby, I meant: take care of my car, my baby car!"
Yibo laughed at Lan Zhan giving a hard slap to the back of Xian's head:
"So, the car is your baby, not me?"
"Yeah, served you right, idiot!", Yibo laughed more.
"I like your friends!", laughed Zhan, too.
"I hope you don't like my friends more than you like me.
Are your hands getting warmer? ", he asked, taking Zhan's hand and placing both their linked hands onto his thigh, not bothering to hide the huge smile spread onto his face...
His smile grew even bigger at Xiao Zhan's request:
"Can I have a selfie with you?"
And he leant his rosy cheek against his shoulder...
Wang Yibo was feeling happy like he didn't feel for a long time ago, maybe like he never did.