Today I realised I didn't publish anything in this new year...
Anyway tonight I could come up with some ideas so I write them down.
Phana's craziness has no limit I must say..
Seriously.no.limit.
18 years of Forth & Beam :
At Phana's home :
A day before exam -
Bright is gaping wide.
Kit is filling his mouth with chips looking totally relaxed in front of a storm named Phana.
Bright's mind is itching to say something to his mommy.
Kit can feel it so shush him not to say a word.
"Enjoy son."
'How can mommy enjoy?Though it has nothing to do with me.It's not my body and mind that is getting tired!' Bright shrugs.
Beam joins them downstairs.He wanted water actually.
Then stops like a statue in the living room where his mommy is enjoying and brother is gawking at a very very busy Phana.
Beam goes near his father.
"Wah!That much food!!!"
Phana looks at him once and smile then starts cooking again.He doesn't want to show tiredness to his son.Before exams parents must show positivity so children can be relax.That brings the best out of him or her.
"Did you guys invite someone at home?" Beam brought water bottle with him and stands next to Kit.
"All the foods are for you to eat.."Kit says in a flat tone.
Both Beam and Bright gapes at their mommy like he grows a horn in head.
"All are nutritious and good for brain and gives energy.I should add that too."
"Mommy!!This is ridiculous!!!How can I eat foods of 10 people???"
"Baby,you have to eat what you like to eat.He prepares those as you may crave for any of them."
"Ooookayyy...but what about the rest of the foods?"
"I don't have to cook for a week at least.Hurreehhhh.....!"
Bright rolls his eyes.
"What?!I name you Bright so think only about the bright side." Kit says nonchalantly.
Beam chuckles.
"When can we have a normal family?" Bright asks to no one.
"Never!!" Kit resumes his eating.
Beam chuckles again.
***
During dinner time -
"Just watch it..After your brother's exam even earthquake can't stir him up..."
"Laugh as much as you can..I have a lot of things to arrange..'
'All these years I was preparing you for this exam.Finally the time has come.I can't take risk.'
"Try that fruit salad I specially prepared for you with lots of nuts...It will boost up your energy baby.."
"Yes daddy.."
"Don't eat too much!!You will feel bloated that will not give you sound sleep tonight."
"Yes daddy.''
What?Do you think Beam is such a goody goody son who abides by everything??
Well..He doesn't want to have a lecture on how good those foods are and why sound sleep is important.
Better safe than sorry 😁
***
Earlier days before exam -
'Done with the photocopy...'
'4 copies of 'Admit Card'....Hmm..Should I make it 6?'
'4 copies will be enough right?Nah...2 more copies won't hurt.'
Phana is making sure of everything that is needed for Beam before exam.
First thing first - copying admit card..
If somehow Beam loses the original admit card this will come in handy and he can appear in the exam without any procedure and worry.Later he can just collect another main copy.
"Done..Keep them in Beam's file."
"Now recheck all the rules Beam will need to know...After all I gave entrance exam a really long time ago.Rules must be changed,right?"
"Doc.Konthanin!!..."
"Doc..Konthanin!!..."
Pha is reading those rules and cautions at the back of admit card,almost memorising them.Anyone will think from afar that he is busy with case study.He is so engrossed that a junior doctor came to his room he didn't notice..
Now that junior becomes impatient so he coughs..
Phana comes out of his senses.
"Oh!You need something?"
That guy is almost about to role his eyes.He was there for 10 minutes already.
"Yess...doctor patient from room 423 I checked her thoroughly.Physical examination reveals temperature 97.3 F, heart rate 74 bpm,respiratory rate 24,bp 104/54,BMI 40.2,O2 saturation 90%..
Sir please check if we should change any medicine or not."
(Google helped me with this medical terms and information)
"Hand me the report..."
"Hmm...For now the medications are ok.Let's wait for the response.."
"Yes sir."
Phana slumps down again on his chair.
'Being doctor and father both are not easy..'
***
Phana's ears perked up.
Two senior nurses are talking.
"I am giving my son yogurt everyday to cool down his body.Exam time brings stresses."
"Umm...yogurt will not work I think.Try banana.."
Another joins.."I think broccoli will be better."
"My son hates broccoli..."
Phana speedily passed them.His mind feels giddy with too much information...
***
Phana starts to look for his old bookshelf where his University books were kept.
He needed that book - Nutrition 101...They had that subject in first year..
Till now he didn't need it as Beam's exams were just simple school exams..but this one is special so needs special treatment.
"Cough..cough..So dusty..Cough..cough...."
***
"Baby boo..."
Beam just finished his study and about to tidy his desk..
He looks behind.
"Where are your pens?Give them to me.."
Beam frowns..
"You know baby I will just activate the smoothness in them. "
Beam looks puzzled.
"Newly used pens are not smooth..I will use them to make some hospital reports.After that you use them.They will be smooth to write then,no rigidity."
Beam couldn't even reply anything his father takes all the pen with him..
***
Phana is too busy in picking stationary items that a hot woman was signalling him all the time got unnoticed.
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Completely unnoticed.. 😁
(Hey stay away!He is a married man with two babies and his husband is a grumpy cat who bites 😂)
***
Present time -
This night Beam will not read.
He knows how to take care of himself..
He leans on headboard and decides to call Saint..
"Hello...How is going there?" Saint pick up with the first ring.
"As usual full of drama..Daddy cooks a lot..like that of 10 people I think..hahaha.."
"Uncle's dream exam after all...😂 Sounds like he is the one who will give exam."
"If he could do that he would I think..What's your home condition?"
"Dad is crying.."
"Wh..what??? Why?Did something happen?"
"Happened.A lot happened.." Saint chuckles..
"Dad thinks I am no longer a baby now,his cutie baby doll.I am going to enter into the University...Why can't I be baby always?I feel cringy."
Beam is unimpressed..."Here comes another set of peculiar family..."
"I didn't finish.."
"There are more?"
"Why didn't I choose engineering like them?He failed his brotherhood..Last week during their brotherhood meeting uncle Park boasted about how his son is preparing himself to enter into Wolf's Den."
"My man is sure a perfect wolf.." Beam licks his lips.
"I thought it was fox.."
"Shut up.." Beam turns red..
Saint grins which can't be seen though..
"Well...now come to the topic...Dad says I should promise to enroll myself in medic team after I get chance.At least he then can boast like uncle Park.."
"We didn't even give the exam yet...what if we failed.."
"I told the same...Now he is crying.."
"What about uncle Tul?"
"He is munching his burger."
"Why moms are so nonchalant and always eat during crisis time?Do you think I will do the same with Forth?"
( already think about future huh? 😉)
"May be..I will stay single so I don't care."
"Yeah..then what will happen to Zee?"
"He can marry himself.."
"Why not both of you marry yourselves together in an alter?" Beam feels funny yet naughty..
"After exam be ready.You will treat me lunch as compensation for such thoughts.."
"No problem.Daddy already cooks everything - heallllltheeeeyyyyy..."
"I am gonna die...."
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My exam date has been announced so I can't promise about updates from now on but I will try my best.
We have our usual crazy Phana and crybaby Max here.
Enjoy.