(jared 19 can't read changed chats)
(jared 19 can't read is now chatting with the big three owo)
jared 19 can't read:
OMG
OMG OMG
I WAS GOING TO THROW ROCKS AT MY WEIRD ASS FRIENDS (THE ONE THAT AMAJIKI AND I BURNED SHIT WITH) BUT THEN I REMEMBERED A DREAM I HAD
sasuke:
please say this one isn't like the one with your pepperoni mother
jared 19 can't read:
NOPE
NO PEPPERONI MOTHER THIS TIME
CUTE ANIME BOY JACKSON NISHIKAWA CAME BACK THOUGH 😳😳😩😌😎
bye bye bitch:
i might regret asking this but what was it about?
jared 19 can't read:
omg wtf was i on when i changed your name
(kawaii changed bye bye bitch's name to naked 😳)
naked 😳:
thank you nejire that was totally necessary
kawaii:
😃😃😃
jared 19 can't read:
HEY BEST FRIEND
kawaii:
HEYYYYY
jared 19 can't read:
N E WAYS
i can't remember it very well but it started off with some made up shit
so i had a dad (wow 😳) and a step mother
we were at their house when there's a knock on the door and two people came in and "my dad" and "my stepmother" greeted them like old friends
you'll never guess who the two people were
sasuke:
tyler joseph and josh dun
jared 19 can't read:
😳😳😳
amajiki are you part of the clique?
sasuke:
yes
jared 19 can't read:
nicee 😎
but no it wasn't them
kawaii:
was it the president of chile?
jared 19 can't read:
no
i AM the president of chile
naked 😳:
was it principal nezu?
jared 19 can't read:
no
okay i'll just say it
IT WAS GERARD AND MIKEY FUCKING WAY
AND IT WAS THE DANGER DAYS ERA BECAUSE G HAD RED HAIR 🥺🥺🥺
AND APPARENTLY ACCORDING TO THIS DREAM STORYLINE,,,,
THEY WERE LIKE MY SECOND COUSINS
WHICH IS WEIRD BECAUSE IM CLOSER TO BANDIT WAY'S AGE THAN I AM TO GERARD'S???
kawaii:
hmmm
jared 19 can't read:
you seem bored
should i go
kawaii:
NO
I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR FICTIONAL ANIME BOYFRIEND
jared 19 can't read:
OH
OKAY
N E WAYS
naked 😳:
tf is a neways??
jared 19 can't read:
read it out loud
"n" "e" "ways"
naked 😳:
oooooohhhh
anyways
jared 19 can't read:
YEAH ANYWAYS
THINGS GET EVEN WEIRDER AFTER THAT
MIKEY SMILED AT ME?????
SO THEN MY SECOND COUSINS TWICE REMOVED GERARD AND MIKEY WAY DROVE ME TO THE STORE OR WHATEVER
I THINK it was an aldi's
and that's when i met my boy jackson nishikawa again 😌😌😌
except he was all bloody for some reason 😳😳 but i didn't pay too much attention to that
kawaii:
JAJDKJDJEJDJ 🤭🤭😳😳???
jared 19 can't read:
YEAH BUT WHATEVER
i said hi to him and shit then left and then g and mikey dropped me off at some camp?
and at this camp,,,
i met hermione granger
naked 😳:
like from harry potter??
jared 19 can't read:
that's her 😎
AND OMG I VAGUELY REMEMBER HER BEING SO PRETTY OMG LIKE MARRY ME
and everything was a blur after that but uh yeah i hung out with her and we took a nap on a recliner together and then i woke up 👊😭
kawaii:
mood
sasuke:
who's recliner was it ??
jared 19 can't read:
do you see this shit applejack
idfk some random recliner??
sasuke:
hm
yeah knowing you, that makes sense
jared 19 can't read:
i am not entirely sure what that is supposed to mean
LMAO WAIT
kawaii:
what happened?
jared 19 can't read:
I JUST FOUND MY DIARY FROM WHEN I WAS LIKE 10
PLEEEASE 😭😭😭😭😭😭🤮🤮🤮
naked 😳:
OH LET'S SEE IT
jared 19 can't read:
😳😳😳 look at this gem
sasuke:
yunl deqth ??????
jared 19 can't read:
LMAo PLZ IT SAYS "yum death"
kawaii:
Y U M D E A T H
naked 😳:
y u m d e a t h
jared 19 can't read:
ah yes much yum very death
kawaii:
my favorite meal, death
jared 19 can't read:
hahahha okay well brb i have to go throw rocks at my friends
sasuke:
why
jared 19 can't read:
penguins find the prettiest rocks and give them to their crushes and i think that's adorable
sasuke:
you have a crush? on those two guys who looked like they didn't know what moisturizer is?
jared 19 can't read:
no but you have a valid point
maybe i'll just find ugly rocks and go-
"hey bitch what's up bitch"
and only give the pretty rocks to himi-chan
you and her own my uwus
sasuke:
thank you
kawaii:
*angy*
jared 19 can't read:
you own my uwus too nejire
kawaii:
thank you 😌😌
naked 😳:
can i own your owos then?
jared 19 can't read:
yes you can own my owos