Bosslodge: I can't take it
Boynextdoor: that's what she said
NancyDrew: really, Archie?
Boynextdoor: What?
Bosslodge: that's what she said jokes are so sixth grade🙄
Burgergobbler: ignoring Archie's sad attempt at making a joke, what are you on about Veronica?
Lonelygay: She's talking about your mistress
Burgergobbler: my what now?🤨
NancyDrew: for fucks sakes Jug she's talking about Toni🙄
Lonelygay: is that a bit of jealousy I hear?
NancyDrew: you don't hear shit Kevin we're texting besides why would I be jealous? he's my man
Lonelygay: maybe because he's her man too😬
Burgergobbler: for the last time Toni and I are just friends
Lonelygay: and I'm straight🙄
Boynextdoor: how about you just add Toni to confirm you guys are just friends so we can put all of this behind us
Burgergobbler: ...no
Boynextdoor: yep he's cheating
Burgergobbler: I'm not
NancyDrew: then why won't you add Toni?
Burgergobbler: i just think it's best not to mix up my southside and northside friends together
NancyDrew: 🤨
Lonelygay: sounds like bullshit
Burgergobbler: it's not
NancyDrew: ...ok
NancyDrew added CherryBombshell to the chat!!!
CherryBombshell: what is the meaning of this, cousin?
Burgergobblin: wtf Betty?
NancyDrew: I'm honestly sick of this Jug you're always talking about this girl but everytime I ask to meet her you completely shut me down
CherryBombshell: ?
Bosslodge: Cheryl you know a thing or two about gossip right?
CherryBombshell: Gossip is my second priority as THE HBIC
Lonelygay: what would you say if, a guy repeatedly talks about a girl to his girlfriend but doesn't want the two to meet for some reason and claims that this mysterious girl is just a friend
CherryBombshell: Lonelygay? Really?
Lonelygay: just answer the question😑
CherryBombshell: does his friends know this mystery girl?
Bosslodge: no, not the friends that are also friends with his girlfriend, at least
CherryBombshell: well it's obvi that the boyfriend is totally fucking this mystery girl behind her back, he's probably always talking about her so he can make his girlfriend feel more secure about him "hanging out" with her and when the two finally do meet there won't be much suspicion
NancyDrew: is this true Jug?
Burgergobblin: ...Betty no it's not you know I would never do something like that to you
CherryBombshell: woah, pause, is hobo cheating on my cousin with some trailer trash?
Lonelygay: Yes
Burgergobblin: No
Bosslodge: Maybe
Burgergobblin: not at all
Boynextdoor: probably
Burgergobblin: not
NancyDrew: there's a chance...
Burgergobblin: BETTY
NancyDrew: can you blame me for thinking so Jug? you're showing a lot of sighs that you're cheating
Burgergobblin: I'm not
NancyDrew: Then prove it
Burgergobblin: how am I suppose to do that?
CherryBombshell: oh don't play dumb you emo inbred
NancyDrew: Add her Jug
Burgergobblin: fine...
CherryBombshell: wait before you add her can I at least know what the home wrecker looks like?
Burgergobblin: this is my FRIEND Toni Topaz
Burgergobblin:
CherryBombshell: zamn she is hawt😍
Lonelygay: is she really that short or is the guy next to her really tall?
Burgergobbler: both
Lonelygay: oh🤭
Boynextdoor: Jug are you sure you're not hitting that?
CherryBombshell: because if you're not, I will
Burgergobbler: calm down Cheryl I don't even think she likes girls
CherryBombshell: she will when she sees me
Bosslodge: true
NancyDrew: true
Lonelygay: true
Boynextdoor: alright enough of that add her jug
Lonelygay: somebody's a little eager
NancyDrew: watch out Veronica, she stole my man and my cousin don't let her come for Archie
Bosslodge: stfu Archie when he adds her I don't want you to say a word, got it?
Boynextdoor: but baby
Bosslodge: GOT IT?
Boynextdoor: yeah I got it
CherryBombshell: damn V, you got him in check
Bosslodge: you already know
Burgergobbler: ok I'm gonna add her but BEHAVE
NancyDrew: yeah whatever🙄
Burgergobbler has added TinyT to the chat!!!
TinyT: it wasn't me
Burgergobbler: ?
TinyT: oh so you didn't find out yet
Burgergobbler: find out about what?
TinyT: um...nothing just don't go home for the next two to three business days
Burgergobbler: what did you do?
TinyT: again it technically wasn't me but we had a gas bomb issue in your trailer😁
NancyDrew:...
Bosslodge: ...
CherryBombshell: ...
Lonelygay: ...
Boynextdoor: ...
Burgergobbler: Ladies and Gentlemen Toni Topaz everybody😑
TinyT: Lonelygay? Really?
CherryBombshell: THATS WHAT I SAID
Lonelygay: don't speak of it😒