Warning: Contains a spoiler!
Emily: We got our first official dare!
Kenny: Yayyyyyyyy! *puts on party hat* Celebration time, c'mon!
Stan: ....nah.
Emily: Kth2002 wants Cartcart, Style, Cartters, and Creek to make out!
Kyle: Shit.
Stan: Why must Style exist?!
Emily: Cause it be awesome, dats why.
Kenny: Okay, let's do this. *calls Craig*
Craig: Hello?
Kenny: Hey Craig. It's ken. We have a dare for you.
Craig: .....it's not Creek, right?
Kenny: Um...no it's cupcakes and coffee. You and Tweek have to eat all of it.
Craig: I'll be right over.
Craig and Tweek showed up at the house.
Tweek: Where's the c-coffee?!
Kenny: I lied.
Craig: *mutters* You mother Tucker...
Kenny: You and Tweek have to make out.
Craig: Fine. Whatever. *kisses Tweek*
Tweek: I-I wasn't GAH ready!
Craig: I'm outta here.
They both left.
Cartman: What is Cartcart?
Emily: You and Cupid-Katie.
Cupid Katie: Sup?
Cartman: .....why me? *makes out*
Cupid Katie: Is that it?
Emily: Yep.
Cupid Katie: Okay, *kisses Eric on forehead* Bye!
Stan: Crap.
Kyle: Ummmm...ugh forget it! *kisses Stan*
Stan: *kisses* Ech that's enough! *barfs*
Butters came over.
Cartman: Before we do this, I want to make a little exception.
Emily: Sure. What?
Cartman: *whispers*
Emily: Okay.
Butters went into the bathroom and came back as....
Marjorine.
Dun dun dun! Spoilers!
Cartman: Well, it's better. *makes out*
Marjorine: Aww I love you sweetie!
Cartman: .....okay bye.
He shoved him/her out the door.
Emily: Well, that was painless! Don't forget to comment! Hope you enjoyed!
Marjorine: *kisses screen* Love y'all!
Cartman: How did you get back in?!