"hey jesster, luca and i were trying to get tickets to see the vamps, but because we both tried and ended up with some, i was wondering if you would like them?"
(gasps) "woah. londin. are you serious?"
"one hundred percent."
"i don't believe you, man. you've never liked the vamps."
(smiles sheepishly) "yeah but luca's making me go. and their music isn't too bad, just don't tell her i said anything."
"excuse me, who are you and what have you done with my twin brother?"
(rolls eyes) "dude. stop messing around."
"i don't believe you."
"i can prove it."
"then prove it."
(opens emails and clicks on one) "this is the confirmation of purchase. believe me yet?"
(eyes wide in shock, spluttering) "i-i... holy jesus... are you-are you-"
"-coming to the tree? no. but i am one hundred percent legit right now. you can take your girlfriend too."
"dude... i..."
"please don't start fangirling - well fanboying all over me."
"I'M GOING TO MEET THE VAMPS!"
(rolls eyes, mutters under breath) "yes, yes you are."