operation: stalk jeongchan
[hoie has kicked binnie and lixie from the group!]
[hoie has added innie and channie to the group!]
[hoie has changed the group name to 'operation: changlix']
operation: changlix
hoie: ok so we all know i'm lazy as fuck but this is a mission that must be carried out
sungie: honestly agree because the tension between the two is unbearable also why didn't you just create a new gc? now changbin hyung and lix are going to pester us about why they were removed
hoie: i was too lazy to do that
jinnie: but what would we do to get them together? changbin hyung would punch us if we try to bring up the topic of him and lix dating
channie: i can bet you guys $100 that lix already has a crush on bin but he's trying to suppress it
sungie: i'd say $200 because felix sucks at hiding his feelings
innie: does anyone have a plan for it?
hoie: no not really
jinnie: we need to come up with one
channie: way to state the obvious
minnie: uh guys
jinnie: well excuse me you old fart
channie: whAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST CALL ME
minnie: guys?
jinnie: an old fart because that's what you are 💅🥱
innie: jinnie hyung i suggest you stop soon... channie hyungie looks like he's about to break something....
channie: hwang hyunjin you better shut the fuck up before i fucking duct tape you to the front of a truck that's speeding towards the edge of a fucking cliff
jinnie: fucking TRY me
jinnie: i'll fuck you up 🙄
innie: 😳
sungie: 🍿 🥤
hoie: 🍿 🥤
minnie: YO LISTEN TO ME YOU BITCHES
jinnie: i don't wanna
minnie: 1. hyunjin is sleeping on the cement floor in the basement for a month
jinnie: i expected that.
minnie: as you fucking should've
minnie: 2. changbin has been running after me asking why he was kicked out of the group chat like i predicted so i locked myself in the bathroom but i can't stay here because i think he's gonna break the door down soon so wtf am i supposed to tell him
hoie: just tell him it's a surprise
innie: but wouldn't telling him that be sus since it's a "surprise"?
hoie: idfk just make something up jeez
sungie: ooooh wait i have an idea but it's cliche asf
sungie: let's lock them in a closet!
minnie: .... it was that fucking easy?
hoie: that's my baby 🥰
channie: cool
channie: also i've decided to let seungmin take care of punching you instead of me hyunjin
minnie: lmao i never said i was gonna punch him grandpa
channie: WHY THE HELL DOES EVERYONE DISRESPECT ME
sungie: eh. it's pretty fun to do
jinnie: ^ agreed
innie: i don't disrespect you hyungie!!
channie: aww of course you don't baby 💕
minnie: is no one gonna help me with the pig x rabbit hybrid that's about to break my door?
minnie: no?
minnie: ok then, let's make that two months then for you hyunjin
jinnie: wait nO—