On Life Day morning, Anakin, Obi-Wan, Ahsoka, and Ashla wake up to a nasty surprise. Someone had dyed their clothes red and gold, and Anakin and Obi-Wan have blue hair.
Anakin: Who the hell did this? I can't go out like this on Life Day!
Obi-Wan: Calm down, Anakin, at least you look festive.
Anakin: Ahsoka?! Is this you again?!
Ahsoka: I'm over that. I don't want to get on Master Yoda's bad side again.
Obi-Wan: Ashla, could you please use your detective skills to find out who is responsible before Anakin goes nuts?
Ashla: Sure, Master. But I think Master Skywalker is already going nuts.
Ashla leaves to go figure out this mystery
Anakin: Well, I'm not waiting around to find out who it is. I'm going to go and look for the culprit myself. But first I want coffee.
Obi-Wan: Okay, I'm going to go drink my candy cane flavored tea.
Ahsoka: Do you seriously have a type of tea for every holiday?!
Obi-Wan: Ummm...I think so. Also Satine sends me a bunch of teas for Mandalorian holidays.
Anakin: Maybe you should spend Life Day with your girlfriend.
Obi-Wan: Right...Anakin, no! She's not my...
Anakin: Yes she is.
Ahsoka: Can we drink coffee before you guys kill each other?
Anakin: Fine, lets go.
They arrive in the kitchen, and are met with an extraordinary mess. Anakin looks in the cookie jar and finds that someone stole all the macarons
Anakin: Hey! Who stole all the macarons?!
Obi-Wan: Probably the same person who dyed our clothes and hair.
Anakin: Ahsoka! You're looking even more suspicious right now!
Ahsoka: That doesn't even make sense. I'm allergic to almonds.
Anakin: Oh...but then who ate them?
Obi-Wan: Maybe you were sleepwalking?
Anakin: I don't sleepwalk.
Ahsoka: Yeah, like the time you were walking around and Fives manages to spray paint you without you noticing.
Anakin: Oh...
Ashla comes in
Obi-Wan: Did you find anything?
Ashla: Yes...but you won't believe it.
Anakin: Who is it?!
Ashla: It's...Master Kenobi.
Obi-Wan: What?! That's ridiculous!
Ashla: You're the last person to enter and exit the rooms at 3 in the morning.
Obi-Wan: But...I got pranked too!
Comment who you think is the culprit. I'll be uploading the rest of the story later today. Happy Holidays, everyone!