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Pranking Idiot-Kun 😩👌

-timeskip brought to you by shuichi's tears-

"I am here Momota" I said tiredly trying to adjust myself to not fall asleep.

"You arrived bro!!" Kaito said happily...and I responded with a frown

"Uh so you said bloody...mary is haunting your bathroom..?"
I said clearly annoyed

"Yeah!!! Come look inside!" Kaito said afraid..

I went into the bathroom only to get dumped by something wet...

"H-huh, w-what is this!?!"
I said shivering..what just got dumped on me. its really cold..

"Hey, I warned you not to enter the bathroom immediately!!"
Kaito said lookin at me with a horrified expression.

"That's too late..also since when did you even warn me!?"
I clapped back angrier than ever, I just wanted to sleep...i still got a ways to go i guess...

wait thats ryoma's line

"I told you since 6th grade!!"
Kaito said ''truthfully''

"Kaito that was a long time ago! As if I'd remember, ughh now im shivering and tired and i think i might get a cold.."
I said..

"Yeah but thats when we played bloody mary so I thought you'd remember!!"
Kaito said...

"Kaito you said that because you were scared, also that was years ago!!"
I said

There was water everywhere...literally..jeez
"Kaito your gonna clean this mess right?"
I said expecting to him reply with a yes and instead he gave me a face saying 'huh, why me???'

"Because this is your dorm.."
I said

"Yeah but your my sidekick, shouldnt you do that??"
He said scratching his neck

"Im your sidekick, not your slave!"
I said. At this point im really angry..

"Jeez lets get you changed later, but for now lets enter, I dont think I'll be able fo sleep if shes still there.."
He said really scared

"then dont sleep"
I said leaving..

"WAITTTT!!"
Kaito said grabbing my leg

"E-eh, w-what the heck Kaito, let go of me!!"
I said embarrassed

"P-p-please..."
Kaito said like he almost wanted to cry..

"....."

"....."

"f-fine..just let go.."
I said blushing from embarrassment

I returned to the room to go back to the bathroom..

"It stinks here.."
I said covering my nose

I started looking for the lightswitch but i felt something gooey instead..

"A-AH WHAT THE HECK IS THIS"
I said, it was all over my sleeves and hands..

"H-HEY CALM DOWN BRO!"
Kaito said panicked

I snatched my hand away and there was a lot of red substance surrounding my sleeves and hands, so this is what stinks so bad...

r..ed paint?

specifically dark red paint but why?

maybe its fake blood?

"h-hey b-b-bro is that b-blood?"
Kaito said

"No, its red paint.."
I replied

"o-oh okay well go on ahead!!"
He said now confidently

"where'd he get this confidence out of nowhere.."
I whispered..

I finally turned on the lights and there was red paint almost everywhere and the mirror had weird creepy words on them..

I dont wanna deal with this..

"h-h-hey shuichi is that w-w-writing on the mirror b-B-BLOOD!?!"
He said making a creepy face..but it was clear he was terrified..

"Ah, no thats paint..."

"Oh, kay"
He said still shaking💀

"Hey, what about we clean this place up its full of blood..."

"b-b-BLOOD!?"
He said now panicking even more

"A-ah my bad i meant red paint.."
I said..

"O-okay..you clean cause i gotta spit on something to calm down.."
He said..

"Spit on what exactly..?"
I said confused

"Oh its my armpi-"

"Actually I dont wanna know.."

He left leaving me alone to clean his bathroom..seriously my luck

-timeskip beep boop beep boop-

I just finished cleaning the bathroom..but I got jumpscared multiple times, almost tripped, my eyeliner is now all wet and it was easy to think i probably was crying, not to mention i kid you not i almost peed myself cause of the shock of jumpscares..

"F-finally.."
I said exhausted leaving the bathroom..

Kaito was on his bed sleeping peacefully..

"Are you f-fucking kidding me.."
I said panting...

I wont allow him to go that away easily..

I went and grabbed a bucket, filled it with water and then walked up to kaito..

"ehehe, revenge.."
I said smiling..sheesh ouma is having a huge influence on me..

I poured the water all over him until the whole bed was wet and he woke up adjusting his eyes and he looked so scared i couldnt help but laugh

"WHA-WHA-WHAT THE FUCK"
Kaito still adjusting his eyes

It was my chance to run away unnoticed..and thats exactly what i did :)

-the next morning-

okay so uh this part got deleted and i dont know what to do to bring it back so uh basically, kaito started asking shuichi about yesterday then ouma interrupted, kaito got mad snd started chasing him and then they ended up getting detention for 3 hours after school but nagito praised kaito with his luck and he received a love letter