⚠️「Cipher's Son || Gravity Falls」⚠️

⚠️{Headhunters}⚠️

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Mabel then steps back to admire her work.

Mabel: "I think... it needs more glitter..."

Soos & [Y/N]: "Agreed..."

Soos then hands Mabel a bucket of glitter. She then tosses the entire bucket onto the statue.

Stan walks in with his pants on but not his shoes.

Stan: "I found my pants but now I'm missing my—" He cuts himself off as he notices Wax Stan.

He then screams and falls over.

Mabel: "What do you think...?"

Stan: "I think... the Wax Museum's back in business!" He enthusiastically shouted.

Cut to Soos leading people to see the grand opening of the Wax Museum. Dipper is working in the stand with Wendy as [Y/N] sits on a chair beside the stand.

Dipper: "I can't believe this many people showed up..."

Wendy: "I know, right? Your uncle probably bribed them or something..."

[Y/N]: "Knowing Grunkly guy, he most definitely did..."

Dipper: "He bribed me..." He said as he held up a dollar.

Then Wendy does the same.

[Y/N]: "Well damn..." He said as you held up a dollar.

⚠️{Your POV}

'I only wanted the dollar so I can burn it whenever I get bored in the future'

⚠️{No one's POV}⚠️

Stan clears throat over the microphone.

Stan: "You all know me, folks! Town darling, 'Mr. Mystery'. Please, ladies, control yourselves!"

Cut to three women in the audience staring blankly ahead, flies swarming around them.

Now cut back to Grunkl—I mean Stan.

Stan: "As you know, I always bring the people of this fair town novelties and befuddlements, the likes of which the world, has never known. But enough about me. Behold... me!"

He proceeds to uncovers Wax Stan as Soos makes a fanfare sound on his keyboard, then makes a 'Ye-ah! Ye-ye-ye-ye-ye-ah!' sound.

Two people in the audience politely clap and someone coughs.

Stan: "And now a word from our own Mabelangelo!"

Mabel: "It's Mabel..."

She then takes the microphone.

Mabel: "Thank you for coming! I made this sculpture with my own two hands! It's covered in my blood, sweat, tears, and other fluids!"

Audience: "Ugh! Ewwww!" They all say as [Y/N] quietly laughs at the audience at the stands.

Mabel chuckles.

Mabel: "Yeah. I will now take questions!"

She then points to McGucket.

Mabel: "You there!"

McGucket: "Old Man McGucket, local kook. Are the wax figures alive? And follow-up question, can I survive the wax-man uprising...?"

Mabel: "Um...Yes! Next question!" She shouted as she pointed to Toby Determined.

He was holding a turkey baster as if it is a microphone.