Newt
"Brenda acts like she's not interested and all. But Bitch, I know that you want him. Brenda thinks she's all bren-da-one for Thomas, but Tommy is mine. Mine. MINE. And plus, according to Teresa, Brenda is about 15% compatible with someone named Thomas. A Newt is 84% so suck that. Wait, don't even think about sucking it. You're gross and Tommy don't need no gurl with your attitude. Like hashtag you can't even. Thomas needs a man like me; so like byeee biatch."
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Glader Problems 101
Fanfiction"problems that the gladers feel the need to rant about. narrated by your favorite runner, minho." "shut up minho." Highest Ranking #87 in Humor | 05/09/15
