part 1: the rat makes its presence clear

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my grandma was heading for her work, which had a office with a laminator, and the office had a notorious rat problem. Now, my grandma hated her workplace, they were all ignorant assholes, she was tired of her work as most adults are, it was really lame, her brain was on complete autopilot until she saw something on the ground,

it was small and was moving. it was under the boring and dirty looking grey office carpet that every boring office has, so she stepped on it hard with her leather black flats, it whimpered and then stayed still. she lifted up the carpet, and then she realized it was a rat, a very flat rat, flatter than a pancake. You could practically see the little rat veins on it.

The laminated rat (a true story) Opowiadania do pokochania. Odkryj je teraz