Starscream: *has makeup on and walks into a meeting*
Megatron: Starscream... what's on you face?
Starscream: I ate lipstick........ and breathed eyeshadow...... AND MADE A CAKE FROM EVERY OTHER PEICE OF MAKEUP THIS FEMME HAD AND SLAMMED MY FACE IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: *intimidated* this is why I don't use makeup.... you lose brain cell
Arachnid: *walks in* so who made a meal out of my makeup?
Starscream: *looks at her* it was delicious
Arachnid: oh my dear primus *looks away*
