Today I am in my 3800000$ home. Sitting on my expensive chair sipping luxurious aged wine. On the wall across from me a 10 Walmart clock chimes 3:30. I got that clock for free after I noticed a chip on the glass.
I excitedly run to my garage and jump into my 190000$ Tesla. Grabbing my cheetah print sunglasses and Louis Vuitton bag I drive to the nearest target intentionally brake checking a 18 year old girl behind me.
At target I find a make your own portal kit in the kids section. Noticing a dent in the cardboard box I take it up to check out. My child will love this.
Running over to an employee I start screaming
"DO YOU SEE THIS?!"
"Ma'am-"
" A DENT!"
"Can you please-"
"I WANT THIS FREE, OR IF NOT SEND ME YOUR MANAGER, NO GIVE ME CORPORATES NUMBER!!"
5 minutes later I walk out of the store with a bag of free stuff.
A/N: what world should she go to first
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Diary of a Karen
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