This is ridiculous. I have to assemble the portal. I'm tempted to take it back, but it was such a good deal!
Opening the box i construct the portal.
"WHY ISNT THIS WORKING?!" I yell
The box clearly states battery's not-
"BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED!!"
I stomp down to my drawer full of battery's and shove one in to the remote control.
Hitting the on switch the portal lights up and sucks me in.
Grabbing my head I can feel that my hair is all messed up.
That makes me mad.
Looking around I see the Eiffel Tower.
" the what?" I think.
Suddenly I see a black butterfly fly towards a young girl in a yellow jacket.
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Diary of a Karen
HorrorThis is all about me Karen. In the daytime, I'm Karen. Just a normal asshole with a normal life, But there's something about me that no one knows yet. 'Cause I have a secret😜 I have a magic portal that lets me travel the realms and conquer all the...
