- What is red and bad for your teeth?
A Brick
- So a magician was driving down the road and he turned into a driveway.........
- This guy was driving down a road with a mountain on on side and the ocean and a clif on the other, and there was a dancing cookie in the backseat, and he was saying "I'll never stop dancing."
So the driver goes, " Cookie, knock it off, you are distracting me."
" I'll never stop dancing."
" Cookie, STOP IT, You are distracting me!!"
" I'll never stop dancing."
" COOKIE, KNOCK IT OFF!!!!!!"
" I'll never stop dancing"
" COOKIE, IF YOU DO NOT STOP THIS INSTINT I WILL DRIVE OFF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!"
" I'll never sto-" *BOOM*
THE END
I have another one don't worry I will make up for it. Here we go.
So this guy is standing on a pier, that is over an ocean, and he is holding a ring that his is going to propose with to his fiance. While he is looking at it he all of a sudden trips and and he drops the ring into the ocean. Well he couldn't just go get it, it was the ocean. So he decided he had to go to the dinner and just deal with it. While at the dinner, they were both having a nice time, when they got a fish. When they opened the fish, guess what was there.
THE COOKIE!!!!!!!!
I know right I am the best joke teller ever!!
"Have you heard of the guy who got is whole left side shot off?"
"He's all right now."
So you guy have to tell me if you like the jokes if you want more just comment I can add another chapter of more, because I have lots of jokes, and I mean lots, I love them. But just in case you didn't I didn't put to many so yeah.
-Unicorn
