Bungou Stray Dogs Lyric Prank Book (Yaoi Ships)

Rude - Dazai pranks Kouyou (Soukoku)

(Let's pretend that Kouyou is the adoptive mother of Chuuya and she's 40+ 😂)

Private Chat:

Dazai:

Saturday mornin' , jumped out of bed and put on my best suit.

Dazai sent a photo..

Kouyou:

Really ? Without taking a shower first? Ew.

Dazai:

Got in my car and raced like a jet all the way to you.

Kouyou:

You shouldn't even be allowed to drive, young man.😒😒

Dazai:

Knocked on your door with heart in my hand to ask you a question.

Kouyou:

Lol. I'm at Paris right now, taking a vacation.

What question?

Dazai:

Cause I know that you're an old-fashioned old hag. 😝
Yeah (Yeah)

Kouyou:

EXCUSE ME??🤬🗡️

Dazai:

Just kidding!✌️ Please forgive me future mother-in-law~😘🙏🙏

Kouyou:

Apology accepted.😘

But not fully accepted... YET!🙂👊

Dazai:

Aw~

Dazai:

Can I have your son for the rest of my life?

Kouyou:

🤔🤔

Dazai:

Say yes ,say yes, cause I need to know.🤩

Kouyou:

Lemme think about it first. 😏

Dazai:

You say I'll never get your blessin' 'til the day I die
"Tough luck, my friend, but the answer is no"

Kouyou:

I haven't said no yet. 🤣

Dazai: