𝗥𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗼 𝗖𝗮 𝗖𝗮 (𝙰 𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝙶𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚙𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚝 )

I AM NOT A FUCKING TELESCOPE 🔭🐩🚀✨ (13)

Olaf is Daddy 🥵🥴😫 GROUPCHAT

😱 *clunk*: uhh brian?

Space Poodle🚀: yea?

😱 *clunk*: I fell off my bed

Space Poodle🚀: okay? So get your ass up

😱 *clunk*: nah I'm good on the floor I think I might be ✨high✨

WHEEDING: well...I told you not to fucking smoke with me if it u we're gonna act like this fucking idiot

😱 *clunk*: your the fucjekein idirjdhs

Mom Friend: I'm confused..did I miss an episode?

Space Poodle🚀: no roger is just high,that's all

Mom Friend: oh oki

WHEEDING: Bri wrud?

Space Poodle🚀: I'm in zoom for school rn

WHEEDING: WAIT WE HAVE SCHOOL?! I THOUGHT THEY JUST CANCELED IT

Space Poodle🚀: yeah we have school but u don't have to go dingus, you are enrolled in the military school.

WHEEDING: oh yeah right..

Mom Friend: speaking of which,when do u go back Freddie?

WHEEDING: I don't,my mom stopped paying for it,I got the letter today

Space Poodle🚀: well,I guess you don't have to go to school anymore,that's fun

WHEEDING: omfg yess I'm so happy
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Mom Friend: hey where is my bass?

😱 *clunk*: uhhh Idontknow

Space Poodle🚀: roger threw it out the window and it shattered

Mom Friend: W H A T ?!

😱 *clunk*: BRIAN YOU FUCKING SNITCH!

Space Poodle🚀: I'm telling the truth,you can even look outside,he didn't even clean it up

😱 *clunk*: I will get payback you living telescope

WHEEDING: LIVING TELESCOPE?! WHAT? LMFAOO

WHEEDING has changed the chat name to 'Brian May:The Living Telescope'

Space Poodle🚀:okay okay okay,roger fuck off,Freddie just stay quiet and Deaky stop crying

Mom Friend: I KNOW GOOD AND DAMN WELL THAT YOU WOULD CRY IF ROGER BROKE THE RED SPECIAL SO DONT EVEN START BITCH

Space Poodle🚀: Damn,I was just trying to help you bro...

Mom Friend: WELL ITS NOT WORKING

WHEEDING: come to the kitchen I made cheese on toast with extra cheese

Mom Friend: thanks Fred,you know how to cheer someone up,unlike telescope face

Space Poodle🚀: I AM NOT A FUCKING POODLE,TEXTBOOK,STAR,ROCKET OR A TELESCOPE SO PLEASE STOP CALLING ME INANIMATE OBJECTS PLEASE

Mom Friend: okay then..

WHEEDING; yeah dude no need to yell.

Space Poodle🚀: but John just- nvm

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WHEEDING: HEY GUYS UHH IDFK WHERE IM AT

Space Poodle🚀: idk try growing a brain and you'll get somewhere

WHEEDING: oh fuck off

😱 *clunk*: LMAOO but Freddie wdym

WHEEDING: idk where I'm at,I'm next to this furry black thing with a white stripe on its tail and I drank a whole bottle of vodka out here

Mom Friend: furry black thing?

Space Poodle🚀: FREDDIE THATS A FUCKING SKUNK GET A W A Y

WHEEDING: tf is a 'skunk' is that a type of weed?

Space Poodle🚀: you fucking idiot,NO if you get sprayed by a skunk it will stink

WHEEDING: gross,I don't think it will spray me though,animals love me,I'm gonna pet it

Space Poodle🚀: DONT YOU FUCKING IDIOT!

WHEEDING: rude...I'm still gonna pet it

Space Poodle🚀: yk what? Idc anymore do whatever and I am not buying tomato juice either

WHEEDING: holy shit it's raising its tail HOLY FUCK IT SPRAYED ME GOD DAMNIT

Space Poodle🚀: told you so

WHEEDING: fuck off rocketface

AUBREY HERE!
This is a longer  chapter (545 words) But i wanted to say: thank you for everyone who has read and commented on this story! it means the world to me :)
Stay safe! <3