𝗥𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗼 𝗖𝗮 𝗖𝗮 (𝙰 𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝙶𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚙𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚝 )

ADDISON RAE MOMMAAAAA 🧿👄🧿 (5)

Homosexual Glutes: WAIT HOW TF DID WE ALL GET SATURDAY DETENTION?!

Late ass hoe: Well I was texting Anita Beatles memes in class, Roger and Deaky were doing coke in the bathroom and Freddie....you punched a damn teacher

roggieboi😼: I still don't understand how we got in trouble for doing it, I swear I think Mr Malek does it! Look at his eyes..👀👀

The 5th Beatle: yeah he really went 🧿👄🧿

Homosexual Glutes: ADDISON RAE MOMMAAAAAAA

Late Ass Hoe: SKDJSJDJF- FREDDIE 😭💀

Late ass hoe: Roger what tf is taking so long! Hurry your ass up!

Homosexual Glutes: yeah we have been waiting outside for 10 minutes now...

Roggieboi😼: okay! Okay! I'm coming!

The 5th Beatle: Okay Freddie turn on the radio!

Homosexual Glutes: okay!

Roggieboi 😼: wait why tf are we texting each other when we are all right next to each other 😳

The 5th Beatle: Honestly idk or care at this point...

Roggieboi😼: Okay.

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Roggieboi: bred

The 5th Beatle: b r e d

Homosexual Glutes:  b.     R.    E.   D

Late ass hoe: guys stop texting and do your essay

Roggieboi😼: no😘

The 5th Beatle: no❤️

Homosexual Glutes: no😻

Late ass hoe: 😑

Roggieboi😼: my essay gonna be called "Seventeen Reasons why my acting is amazing"

Late ass hoe: hahaha- you will be here all day trying to come up with  anything else than that title...

Roggieboi😼: *sobs*

Homosexual Glutes: OMFGGG HE IS ACTUALLY CRYINGG AND IM WHEEZING 😭💀

Homosexual Glutes: I'm just gonna watch Hamilton on my laptop....peace out biatchez

Late ass hoe: w e. A r e I n t h e s a m e r o o m

Homosexual Glutes: Oh.....

Roggieboi😼: hey deakster! Wanna watch My Little Pony with me 😻

The 5th Beatles: bish....yes.....

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Late Ass Hoe: JIM IS FREDDIE OKAY?!

Homosexual Glutes: Uh, yeah.... he is still sleeping.... how the hell did he even get ahold of a whole bottle of vodka anyway?!

The 5th Beatle: Roger...

Roggieboi😼: snitch 😭

Late ass hoe: well just tell him to call me when he is up.

Homosexual Glutes: will do!

Late Ass Hoe: i cannot fucking believe you made us get Saturday detention for the rest of the year Roger. My mother is going to fucking kIlL mE!

Roggieboi😼: sorry bro that sounds like a 'you' problem not a 'me' problem 😌

Late Ass Hoe: honestly wish I could strangle you rn....

The 5th Beatle: mom come pick me up I'm scared 😱

INCOMING CALL: HOMOSEXUAL GLUTES

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The 5th Beatle: A DUCK WALKED UP TO A LEMONADE STAND

Late Ass Hoe: AND HE SAID TO DA MAN RUNNIN DA STAND "Hey!"

Homosexual Glutes: BUM BUM BUM

Roggieboi😼: GOT ANY GRAPES?
THE MAN SAID NO WE JUST SELL LEMONADE

Late ass hoe: BUT ITS COLD AMD ITS FRESH AND ITS ALL HOMEMADE CAN I GET YOU A GLASS?

The 5th Beatle: THE DUCK SAID ILL PASS AND HE WADDLED AWAY

Homosexual Glutes: WADDLE WADDLE

Roggieboi😼: AND HE WADDLED AWAY

Homosexual Glutes: WADDLE WADDLE

Late Ass Hoe: TILL THE VERY NEXT DAY

Homosexual Glutes: BUM BUM BUM BUM BA DA DA

Late ass hoe: How did we go from talking about how vodka is bad for your brain and liver to the fucking duck song-
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Hello! I hoped you enjoyed chapter 5! Yes,I have uploaded 3 times tonight 😌✊🏽
-Peace ✊🏽😼✊🏽