Me(or any Slytherin) after death:
*Slams gates of hell open, takes off shoes, high fives Satan.
"I'm home. What's the f**king wi-fi password?"
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RandomAmbitious, Cunning, Resourceful- Guess which house has all these qualities, which others only dream to have? That's right! Slytherin, without doubt the best house in existence , the most elite and not to mention the most sassy and powerful house. Bu...
