Recently I cut my hair!!!! Well I didn't- a friend named bug did!! They cut my hair to a Bob, just like smols!! And even dyed it black and purple!! Permanently!!!
Bug also taught me how to curse without feeling guilty,
They said cursing is only bad if I use it badly!! So I curse like a fucking lot
Bug is super cool thougH, they can backflip on counters and- IT'S JUST COOl!!! They are immortal too!!! But different kind of immortal, they heal on the spot unlike poultry man-
I found out they heal on the spot in the most fun way possible,
By jumping off a very tree not caring if I'll die!!
I owe my life to bug :D
Bug also owns snakes, really big snakes!! oova is my favorite-
Bug aLSo told me to call poultry man an old man!
Speaking of that, when I got back from bugs I found a treasure hunt map thing on my treehouse door-
I also met death summoner 2.o with a little pink dot on their nose! Turns out the wolf turned human and tried to murder professor beaks owo
I still dont know why-
Anyways, I followed the treasure hunt and it took me all over the place! First was the poultry cave,
chloe or poultry man wasn't home. But something was weird. Chloes door was locked and her light was off- I thought she was sleeping but nobody seemed to answer me.
So i walked away!
I found the box I was looking for in my room,
And what I found in it.........
Was a paper!!! And a key-
The paper took me to duck womans place. Hehe it has been so long since I've been there! I miss duck woman- she gave me lots of chocolate.
Well I went to duckwomans- got my box annnnnnd.......
Another paper!!!!..
Really was hoping for a bomb-
I followed the papers riddle which I forgot what it was and it took me to my favorite place in the entire world,
The cliff.
Many things have happened at this cliff- it's just amazing.
The sunsets are beautiful there too!!
I found my box there, sat at the edge of cliff and opened it up.
I actually needed the key from early to open it-
Inside was a music box hand made by poultry man! It played the tune he hums, it was adorable!!! It even has my name in there carved in cursive :D
At the bottom of the music box was a dagger,
A dagger like poultry mans but the wings were more red-tinted!!!
There was even a long note but we wont talk about it cause it was way too long for me to remember haha
it was amazing!! An amazing birthday gift!!
Yeah it was my birthday- I'm 13 now!
Apparently professor blue stopped by and gave death summoner a gift but not mE??????? whAT???? They got a bracelet with red butterfly charms on it!! I do fear I'm a bit jealous.. but whatEver
But no birthday gift could compare or be better then the gift azael got me(meoutofrphere,stfuiknowhernamechanged)
She let me pass out in a hot dudes arms- he carried me to a prison cell tooooooooo-
Step up your game blue.
I'm not gonna say anything else about that
OH ANYWAYS,
after reading poultry mans vEry long note, I called him and said thank yoou and stufff you knooow.
And I may or not have accidentally called him..... old.
I couldn't stop, I called him an old dinosaur- then an old maN!
He didn't like it. annnd I got lectured... -.- I even lied to him again HAH
He hung up with a very disappointed 'farewell.' YeaH I fucKed uP-
If that was bad, what was his reaction gonna be to my hair????
I didn't wanna find out so I stayed silent for a while.
YEAH so then he DIED.
No details, poultry mans dead. Last words I've even heard from him was, "farewell sal." In a disappointed tone.
Lost chloe too lol, dead siblings
I'm quite fine! Usually this is the part where I tell myself "it's ok! Just smile!" But no,
Recently I've found it easier to not give a shit and forget about everything and move on!!
plus I also feel like losing my family has happened to me before or somethin.. I dunno.
So this has no effect on me. I'm moving on!!
I think I need to tell people about the death of poultry man.. but. I dont want to,
What if I pretend he's still alive. Just say he's on a trip to see his mom-
Does poultry man have a mom?
And chloe went with him so!
Good plan- I wonder if I could pretend to be him.. nono I'm to short for the job-
Weeell.. I've been growing-
AH pushing that aside,
I think I'm insane. I have been not giving a shit but for some weird reason, even though poultry man and chloe are dead..
Sometimes they are in my forest. And they dont say very nice things.. I know they arent real so I'm genuinely inSAnE.
I need to stab something-
oh gosh I need to talk about better things like uhhhhh
Henry!!
Henry is h o t . He's like a demon, but he's my age and he's adorable and hot- very hot-
I'll think about demons and parrots to keep my mind off of things..
Yea great plan!!
