Pearl x greg

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Me: wow...ok 10/100

Amethyst: HA! PEARL GONNA KILL YOU SAPPHIRE!!! 56/100

Garnet: Your not Sapphire.... But yes 59/100

Yes: F*** you Sapphire 12/100

Connie: OvO 100/100

Steven: DAD! You crusty b****! 0/1000

Greg: I'M GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK! 0/10000

Bismuth: In your dreams greg! 0/10000

Greg: It wouldn't even happen IN my dreams

Pearl: 🎶SHATTER ME🎶 0/ 1867574

Lapis: SUFFER! 66/100

Peridot: 44/100 because everyone has a high score for this 'ship'

Yes: are we not gonna talk about Connie?

Me: who?

Steven: BISMUTH STOP!

Bismuth: NO! SHE KNEW ME LONGER!!

Steven: Well I've known her my entire existence!

Bismuth: well I can fix that! *Garbs a time thingy* goodbye universe

*Bismuth disappears*

Amethyst: okay that just happened....

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