Ur texting lump asf. ur so shy. u finally r able to say "yo".
he sends u a hairline pic.
"damn thats pretty fire." u think. as u r texting him u get mugged n beat up by random ass kids. "what the fuck." u say.
u decide to vent about it to lump.
after sending a long ass message about ur situation lump replies.
he sends a "let's play 8ball!"
U shit yourself cuz of frustration.
U sadly say "thx lump, i jus shat myself...💔"
He replies fast. "Send ur location." he says.
U send ur location cuz u think he feels bad enough to help u.
"what a gentlemen." u think.
He drives to u in a Tesla.
"Damn Rashida." be says.
"Give me ur panties n ur pants." he says. he gives u spare clothes.
"Wow Mister Lump is so considerate..." u think. When u hand him ur shit covered clothes he fists that shit n shoves it in his mouth.
"What the fuck." u say.
"I have a shit kink nice poo shawty." he says.
He winks with both eyes.
"Wow this is getting heated." u think.
He eats ur shit wit passion. U blush.
"Lets do this again sometime ok becuz ur shit tastes rlly flavorful." he says.
"Ok." u say.
☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Thanks for writing this dairy queen 😩❗
YOU ARE READING
welcome to Lumpville you Lumpkin | lump x reader oneshots
FanfictionConfession ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ Y/n: lump... the truth is... I always loved you Lump: *reading* hUh wutchu saying Y/n: 👁👄👁 Lump: *swings scissors around finger* Y/n: I SAID I LOVE YOU Lump: sorry, I'm into this vegetarian in our class...
