The Asexual v.s. The Polka Dot Spider

The battle begins.

Alastor grumbled. It had been a long day, and honestly, he didn't need this right now. Angel Dust huffed. It had been a horrible day, and this was all he wanted to do right now. "C'mon, Al!" He groaned, tugging on Alastor's coat. Alastor began to glitch slightly, closing his eyes and rubbing them. Angel jumped at the increasingly loud sound of static. "Angel Dust, Today has been a very long day, and Charlie is not on the best of terms with me, so if you'll excuse m-." Alastor walked straight into a wall. Angel was amazed. It had happened so suddenly, Angel almost didn't believe it happened. 

Alastor groaned and touched his forehead. "Uh...Al?" Angel nervously chuckled. "You feelin' alright?" Alastor whirled around, clenching his fists. "THAT IS IT ANGEL! WE MUST SETTLE THIS, ONCE AND FOR ALL!" Angel grinned and began to undress. "Aww heck yeah~!" Alastor grumbled and covered his eyes. "Not like that." Angel huffed and got dressed. "How?" He asked, sitting down on the ground. They had been making their way towards Angel's room, and Angel was tired, and ready to just sleep. Alastor leaned down suddenly, and grabbed Angel's chin, tilting his head upwards. 

Their lips were merely inches apart as Alastor said, "A game. Let's see who can make who fall in love with the other first." Angel yelped suddenly, "But you're an aromantic! This fight ain't fair!" Alastor's smile seemed to grow ever wider as he said, "Oh? So you're saying you love me?" Angel's face flushed and he grew angry. "Ha! Snowball's chance in hell i'll fall in love with you." He snapped. Alastor suddenly glanced at the freezer and Angel remembered how there was ice and popsicles in there. "Don't you say it." He muttered, standing and walking past Alastor. 

"I wasn't..." Alastor said, but the tone in his voice suggested otherwise. As Angel flopped onto his bed he found himself drifting away. He couldn't tell why he was so tired, or when he fell asleep, but when he awoke the next morning he wasn't too surprised to see Fat Nuggets laying next to him. "Hey, Fat Nuggs!" Angel said, smiling when Fat Nuggets rolled around. "How are you?" He said, talking the same way people talk to babies and pets. Fat Nuggets was more than a pet though, no, Fat Nuggets was Angel's child. His one love in this hell-hole. 

"Oh nuggssss!" Angel mused, rolling around with him. "Ahem." A staticky voice coughed, startling Angel out of lala land. "Huh? Oh hey, Al." Angel said, taking in his new outfit. It wasn't anything special. Well. It was a tuxedo. But to Alastor that was probably casual wear. "Well," Alastor started, and Angel noticed a nervous look on his face. "Yeah?" Alastor coughed. "Would you...care to entertain me for the night?" Angel leapt up. "REALLY?!" He yelped, yanking off his clothes. 

Alastor's eyes narrowed. "Not. Like. That." Angel sighed and got dressed once more. "What do ya mean? Oh wait...are ya askin' me out!? On a date? Awww, Al! You shouldn't have!" Alastor's face was entirely red and he muttered, "Yes. I shouldn't have." Just as Alastor turned to leave Angel asked, "What time?" Alastor paused. "Around 8." Angel grinned. He didn't have to go to work til 10. He had time. "Okay, Al~!" Angel exclaimed, loving how Alastor visibly tensed. "We're gonna have lots a' fun~!" Angel said, just as Alastor slammed the door. "Pfffft! Ahahahaha!" 

Angel laughed, wondering where Alastor got this idea, and why he was already wearing the tuxedo when it was 7 in the morning. Angel stood and sighed, glancing back at Fat Nuggets. Fat Nuggets was sleeping, laying on his side. "See ya, Nuggs." Angel mumbled, leaving the room. Angel made sure to avoid Alastor before he left. Something told him that he didn't need to see him until 8. And he didn't. 

(I'm so sorry this is short! I've been busy as a bee todayyayayayayay)