Avengers and Spiderman

Peter can speak Russian?

( I was using google translate to translate English to Russian so don't know how accurate it is)

It had been a normal day for Peter Parker-stark. He got up, went to school, came home, did his homework, and just relaxed with the avengers eating dinner together or watching movies or playing games, see a normal day okay , that may not be normal for everyone else, that wasn't him but that was his life. What else did you expect? He is the adopted son of Tony Stark (after losing Uncle Ben, and May struggling to cope, after blaming him for her husband's death, he was put in foster care and then get adopted; I have nothing against Aunt May she obviously  loves her nephew, but I feel like after becoming spiderman and going to SI, he hardly sees her as she either working or he's busy) and is  adopted in their hearts only by all the avengers as there nephew.

"Hello, Маленький паук (Little Spider)," Natasha said.

"Hi, Nat" Peter replied.

so how was school?" Steve asked.

"It was okay," Peter said.

"what about patrol ? Karen informed me you did good today " Tony asked.

"yep, I stopped five robberies,eight muggings,helped a couple of old ladies with there shopping bags and rescued a cat from a tree ," Peter answered and piled Steve's famous spaghetti and meatballs onto his plate.

"good job Pete," Clint said with a mouth full of spaghetti., i swear he doesnt know what manners are Natasha rolled her eyes and stood up to get Peter and herself some orange juice.

"можешь принести мне тоже стакан?(can you get me a glass me?)" Bucky asked

Natasha just ignored him,she was nobody waitress,except peter he was just a cute little bean

"Давай ваш уже там(Come on your already there)," Bucky complained.

"Да, и вы можете приехать сюда и получить свою собственную воду (Yes, and you can come over here and get your own juice )," Natasha said. At this point, everyone except Peter was nervous because the two best assassins they knew were arguing with each other in a language that none of them could understand.

"ты принесешь питер немного сока, почему бы не мне? (you get peter some juice,why not me?)" Bucky asked.

"Потому что Питер мой любимый Маленький Паук (Because Peter my faveorite Little Spider )," Natasha laughed. Bucky tried to hold back his laugh but didn't do a very good job,it was writtn all over his face

"Вы знаете, что я знаю русский язык? (You do know that I know Russian right?)" Everyone just stared at him forgetting that he could speak Russian. "

и я не маленький (And I'm not little)," Peter mumbled.

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Peter was a lot more excited than usual today and everyone could tell, h was more energitci and happy and was speaking so fast noone could understand a word he was saying , but no one, except those in living at the avenegers towers, knew why. Peter hadn't seen Natasha or Bucky for five weeks because they had been on a mission, but today they were coming back and were picking him up from school he was so excited he loved all the avenegers equally but Tony,Nat and Bucky was hes three faveorite people to hang with,and he hated it when they would go on super long missions,least they could facetalk when they had time but it wasnt the same

When the school bell rang to signal the end of the day, Peter rushed out of class,like there was fire on his feet, and to his locker.

"Hey, Penis Parker," Flash called out.

Sighing, Peter turned around and said, "What do you want Flash?"

"Oh nothing much just to let you know ,you're just an orphan who's parents killed themselves to get away from you,and then your Uncle gets killed because of you and your Aunt didnt even went to take care of a worthless brat like you." He kicked Peter in the stomach then delivered another punch to his face.

"Leave me alone Flash," Peter replied. Flash just laughed as he walked away,leaving peter on the floor to mellow in his own self pity. Peter stood up carefully,proberly broken ribs and pulled up his hood to try and cover the forming bruise on his face and walked out of school.

"Hello, Маленький паук (Little Spider)," Natasha called out, drawing the attention of most of the students outside the school.

"Aunt Nat, Uncle Bucky, I missed you," Peter replied.

"We missed you to Pete," Bucky said going to ruffle Peters' hair and removing his hood in the process.

"Кто сделал это с тобой? (Who did this to you?)" Natasha asked grabbing his face. Peter knew that when Natasha got angry she would only talk in russian,it was her default language

"No one Aunt Nat. It's fine. I just tripped." Peter said.

Peter, tell us the truth. Who did this?" Bucky said, glaring at anyone around the three.

"It was Flash, but you can't kill him,rememebr what i said, no killing minors,you promised besides It was just an accident" Bucky growled under his breath and Natasha reached for her knife when they heard that Flash had been bothering Peter again,You can't kill him."

"Fine, but if he bothers you again tell us," Bucky replies deciding not to cause more of a scene here than they already have. "Let's go."

Time Skip To Dinner

"Peter, foods ready," Steve called,

"It was Clint's night to choose so we have Chinese."

Peter hurried to the kitchen and sat in between Natasha and Tony, and across from Bucky. A majority of the food was by Thor, Steve, Bucky, and Peter with them having the fastest metabolism.

what am I supposed to do with this sriracha stuff?" Bucky asked

It's spicy, put it on anything, it's pretty good.

почему ты смотришь на Сэма злобными глазами?"(why are you giving sam an evil eye) Natasha replies.

потому что он все время стучит в меня, когда я пытаюсь поесть, к тому же ему становится неудобноIs(because he keep knocking into me when im trying to eat,plus it makes him uncomfortable) Bucky replied

At that Natasha Just smirked and Peter had to try hard not to laugh.

Natasha started glaring at Steve who started to do littke dance in his chair ,with that Peter can't help but laugh.

At this point, the rest of the Avengers were scared and were thinking of excuses to leave. Clint had already left through the vents, Rhodey pretended to take a phone call, Loki just disappeared, and everyone else has been leaving as fast as they can. Steve and Sam,just ended up staying in the bedrooms.