cUcCoS, sToP iT nOw!

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( NEVER MIND, THAT LINK IS FOR THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK LIP READING-

Just..... Search up, "Seagulls, Stop it Now!" )


(Link has entered the Group Chat)

Link: AXCGGJGSCFGH@$-:5&

(Zelda has entered the Group Chat)

Zelda: Link???? Link!

Link: ACVTFHHHHHRSFBJNCGHH%-:&%;;75GJMNF149+:

Zelda: ???

(Mipha has entered the Group Chat)

Mipha: ......What's going on?

Zelda: I don't know! Link and I were in Kakariko, and now I can't find him anywhere!

Link: ACBHJTFGHGFVHJZ-

(Link's slate has disconnected)

Zelda & Mipha: !!!!!!!

(Revali has entered the Group Chat)

Revali: Wassup

Zelda: I think Link is in trouble!

Revali: Typical.

Zelda: REVALI I SWEAR-

Mipha: No need to get hasty, princess! Where was Link when you last saw him?

Revali: Don't bother. He's not worth it.

Zelda: YOU'RE PUSHING YOUR LUCK, PASTA BIRD.

Revali: o.O

(Urbosa has entered the Group Chat)

Urbosa: Woah now, what's going on here?

Mipha: How did you know something was wrong......?

Urbosa: I was reading over Pasta Bird's shoulder.

Mipha: O h

Revali: ????????

Urbosa: Revali, you're in my house.

Revali: I'VE BEEN E X S P O S E D-

(Revali has left the Group Chat)

Mipha: Oop- 

Zelda: .........

Urbosa: Zelda? What's the matter?

Zelda: .....I can hear Link screaming

Mipha: !!!!!

(Zelda has left the Group Chat)

Urbosa: Oh dear.......

(Daruk has entered the Group Chat)

Daruk: Hey, everybody!

Urbosa: Scroll up.

Daruk: Uh oh.......

Urbosa: Yeah....

Mipha: ;-;

(Link has entered the Group Chat)

Urbosa: !!!!!!!!

(Zelda has entered the Group Chat)

Link: CUCCOS

Daruk: ....What?

Link: MPHM-

Urbosa: ????????

Link: STOP IT NOW!

Mipha: I don't understand.........

Zelda: Link is being murdered by cuccos.

Daruk: WHAAAAAAAAAT???????

Mipha: Oh no....... It really is bad

Urbosa: o.0

Link: *Inaudible Link noises*

Zelda: Hold on, Link!

Link: SOMEDAY WHEN YOU ARE OLDERRRRRR

Zelda: OH HYLIA-

Link: YOU COULD GET HIT BY A BOULDERRRRRRRR

Daruk: ExCuSe Me?

Link: AND WHILE YOU ARE SCREAMING, "HELP ME, PLEASE!"

Urbosa: I'm very concerned......

Link: US CUCCOS, MPHM, PECK YOUR KNEES

Mipha: Zelda, what's happening?

Zelda: I have a very scared Link with me right now. The cuccos got his slate.

Mipha: Ohhhhhh........

Zelda: Oh, hold on. They threw it back at him

Link: *Heavy breathing*

Daruk: Little guy? You okay....?

Zelda: He survived, but he's too traumatized to type right now.

Urbosa: Poor guy...... Cuccos can be mean.

Link: ............

Mipha: *Le Gasp* HE'S TYPING!

Zelda: Yes, but he looks upset......

Daruk: Little guy....?

Link: ................

(Link has left the Group Chat)

Zelda: Oh, Link......

(Zelda has left the Group Chat)

Mipha: Does anyone know what just happened....?

Daruk: Beats me.....

Urbosa: I'm not sure, but it sounds like Link is upset.

Mipha: Should we just...... Check in later?

Urbosa: Perhaps....

Daruk: It sounds like the best idea. Give Link a chance to recoup.

Urbosa: DON'T SAY "COUP-"

Mipha: e.e

Daruk: Oops! Sorry

Urbosa: Well, I'll see you guys tomorrow. I've got a Pasta Bird to chase out of my house.

Daruk: Lol okay. Bye

(Daruk has left the Group Chat)

Mipha: Bye!

(Mipha has left the Group Chat)

(Urbosa has left the Group Chat)


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Poor Link...... Those cuccos are evil.

ÕwÕ








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