Thats gay my man

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John:Kjnajakamsbhs)@mmamjjnsskma,
Arlo:JKNKMn)(an/ajiakmwus;k@kskashjhsjwklsmshskaisgmwjsnjhzajz
John:JJNJZNSKAKKJDUMSHXJHWIJQ8)JKANKAAKKAKAKNZH(#)#L@((SIKSJMSK
Blyke:Da fuck-
Isen:What-
Sera:OML- IM D Y I N G
Elaine:WHAT HAPPENED?
Remi:BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH O M L -
Sera:AIGHT SO-
Blyke:WHAT THE FUCK-
Isen:Do tell.
Sera:SO LIKE, JOHN IS THREATENING ARLO AGAINST A WALL-
Remi:CAUSE ARLO STOLE HIS CAKE-
Sera:AND FUCKING ZEKE WALKS BY, NUDGES JOHN-
Remi:AND HE FALLS FOWARD AND KISSES ARLO JNEJJSK282BBDKJAKKIHJHWS
Elaine:W H A T
Isen:PLEASE SAY YOU TOOK A PHOTO!
Remi:OF COURSE!
Blyke:S E N D
Remi sent Zekeyoufuckinglegend.png
Isen:O m l-
Blyke:I can hear the news article working in your head
Isen:Stfu
Blyke:...
Arlo:I NEED B L E A C H
John:IMMA KILL ZEKE AND YOU ARLO.
Arlo:BITE ME JOHN
Remi:Where? ;)
Arlo:OML-
John:I want to die.
Sera:IM D E C E A S E D
John:NO FUCKING ARTICLE ISEN.
Isen:Aww :(
Blyke:Hah.
Isen:>:(
Elaine:Well, I never thought I'd say this..but thank you Zeke.
Remi:^^^^
Isen:WAIT- WHO ELSE IN THE CORRIDOR SAW?
John:OH SHIT- GHOST BITCH WAS THERE-
Sera:I hate her but....BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
John:You're supposed to be on my side.
Sera:Rather would side with Rems.
Arlo:That's gay.
Isen:You're one to talk.
Arlo:...Square up bitch.
Blyke:Arlo please don't kill my idiot boyfriend.
Elaine:WAITWAITWAIT- DID YOU JUST SAY B O Y F R I E N D?
Blyke:...shit-
Isen:Fucking dumbass
Blyke:Rude..
Remi:WHO'S DAY IS IT?
Sera:WHOO ITS MINE!
John:AW DANG! COULDN'T YOU HAVE EXPOSED YOURSELF TOMORROW?
Sera:BITCHES PAY UP.
Isen:What-
Blike:Did you guys seriously BET on our relationship?
Remi:....maybe?
Arlo:Yes. Yes we did.
John:Wasn't expecting that confession from Arlo, but yes. We were.
Isen:W o w.
Sera:I need to know..
Blyke:???
Sera:Who's bottom?
Blyke:...I'm out.
Isen:Blyke is-
Blyke:I'LL BREAK ALL YOUR PENS-
Remi:KNEW IT! PAY UP ARLO!
Arlo:W h y -
Blyke:I'm so done-
Elaine:You guys have a bunk bed?
Arlo:Elaine-
Sera:Arlo, stfu. One must remain innocent.
John:Is this the same girl who blackmailed us?
Remi:Yep. Welcome to Elaine's personality.
Elaine:I am so confused-
Blyke:Can- can we just talk about that Jarlo kiss?
John:Jarlo?
Isen:You and Arlo's ship name!
John:...
Arlo:....
Isen:Ah shit, I should run.
Blyke:Yes, yes you should.
Elaine:R.I.P Isen.
Remi:Cause of death:Dum
Sera:You will not be missed.
Isen:Idwkj2)#kksndj,ss,s
Blyke:He dedddd
John:Can confirm
Arlo:Zeke is next.
Remi:Not complaining.
Sera:Same
Elaine:BEAT HIS ASS!
Arlo:I-
John:This girl is w e i r d.
Arlo:Tell me about it.
Elaine:I still have blackmail.
John:YES MA'AM.
Sera:And that's how it's done.
Elaine:I have some on you too Sera,
Sera:Understandable, have a nice day.
Elaine:<3
Remi:Anyway, bye readers!
John:Bye who-
Remi:I've said too much-BAI
John:Wha-
THE END.
Arlo:I am still here
John:Same.
Me:No you aren't, please piss off.
Arlo:....
John:.....
Me:Ok by author powers you!re no longer here. You never were.

A/N-Sorry if that was bad, it's 2am and I just really wanted a chapter out there, anyway, that is for over 2hundred reads lol.

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