●~Not All There Anymore~● |BEING REWRITTEN|

|11| Why Do You Keep Caring? Just Let Me Waste Away

4. (Currently being discussed as we speak.) Boiling Water. Based off an ancient medieval torture tool, this method is so damn fun. Take the largest bucket possible, and fill it with boiling water, as in boiling and bubbling. Tie victim up with electrical cords. Note: cut random intervals into the cord and expose the wires, as well as leaving the wires at the end exposed. Everything else is insulated as to keep the victim secured. Plug the cord into an outlet. Pour the boiling water on victim. The result? Death by electrocution and the sudden and extreme heat of boiling water, as well as likely heart failure-

"Alright, that's enough you two! What the hell? You two are heroes in training, stop that!" Shouta exclaimed, exasperated and slightly freaked out with all the creative ways they could come up with murder. Uraraka pouted as Katsuki glared, as if daring the teacher to make them stop.

"But Aizawa sensei, why? We're just trying to protect Deku- kun from whoever had the audacity to touch him! The murder is just part of the fun!" Aizawa deadpanned, resisting the urge to face palm. Like, what the hell? Iida stood up, swinging hid arms around vigorously.

"Uraraka, Bakugou! While I am happy you two are.... getting along, this is inappropriate and degrading of a hero in training, not to mention illegal! Just the fact that you two can come up with such things is disturbing on it's own, not to mention it could get you both in serious trouble!" Katsuki growled, narrowing his eyes.

"And who the fuck are you to tell me I can't absolutely destroy anyone who hurts my best friend?! I'll kill everyone in this room who dares to even think about stopping me, four- eyes! Try and stop me, you degraded Sonic!" Iida gasped, seemingly ready to continue the argument in full swing. Uraraka subtly scooted over to Mina, how was eating popcorn with Sato. Where they kept getting popcorn, Shouta would never know. He didn't really want to, the odd chaos of it amusing.

"Bakugou, as a student of UA and a hero in training, you shouldn't be using such profanities! Not to mention name- calling and threatening your classmates! I am sure Midoriya is fine, perhaps just a bit sick from the storm last night! There is no need to worry about him, this goes to Uraraka and Aoyama as well!" Katsuki seemed damn ready to lunge at the bespectacled boy, and Shouta didn't really want to stop him. He only had one cup of coffee that morning, and with all this anxiety bubbling in his stomach, he could use a crackheaded distraction from his chaotic class.

"Damn four eyed sonic! I'll do whatever the hell I want, and if you even think of keeping me from protecting Izuku-" Iida interrupted, his eyes closed as he sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose.

"Oh, then I must apologize, Bakugou. You seem to have misunderstood me. If someone actually hurt Midoriya, I wouldn't hesitate to turn the other way and provide an alibi for the two of you. Although Todoroki and Tokoyami would most likely know how to dispose of any evidence anyways." Kastuki blinked, not knowing what to do with his anger anymore. Uraraka and Mina began to laugh their asses off as the rest of the class did a double take, trying to figure out if their class representative, the most responsible of them all, had really just condoned murder.

Aizawa resisted the urge to face palm, and settled for a tired groan. He was so done with this class. "Did- did you just give me permission to murder someone? Am I dreaming? Has the world collapsed or something?" Katsuki stood there, a rather terrifying light shining in his eyes as he tried to process the fact that they weren't trying to stop him from killing someone. Iida seemed to be deeply regretting his words.

"Wait- no, Bakugou, stop that- you're scaring everyone- where is Midoriya when we need him..?" Iida wilted under the ferocious grin Katsuki was emitting, the rest of the class following his lead. That is, except for Tokoyami, Todoroki, and Uraraka (she was too happy about being able to get 'revenge'). Shinsou was too busy sleeping to notice anything.