Random wizard: *pokes around a gen z's trunk and pulls out a gun* what's this? Hey Zabini, come check this thing out! *points gun at Blaise*
Blaise: What?
Random wizard: *accidentally shoots Blaise* OMG!!
Gen z: oop-
Random wizard: OMG I THINK HE'S DEAD!!!
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Dumbledore: What is this device used for? *holds up friction pen*
Gen z: That's a friction pen. You write something and you can erase it by rubbing the other end on the parchment *demonstrates*
Dumbledore: WHAT AN AMAZING INVENTION!!
Gen z: Bruh-
<<<<<<<<<<{ During O.W.L.S. }>>>>>>>>>>
Mcgonagall: You will now be given anti-cheating quills for your OWLS. Please start.
That one gen z who has every scheme for every crime: *passes friction pen and cheat notes to fellow gen z's* Hehe
That tattle-tale wizard that no one believes: PROFESSOR MCGONAGALL! THEY'RE CHEATING!
The gen z's: NO WE'RE NOT! *holds up anti-cheating quills* SEE?
Mcgonagall: Mister tattletale-rattlesnake (idk it sounded cool), if you have no more objections, I recommend you mind your own business and start on your exams.
Gen z's: Heheheheh
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<<<<<<<<<<{ During Potions class }>>>>>>>>>>
Snape: today we will be making a potions project-
Gen z: YESS!! *grabs baking soda and vinegar from potions cabinet*
Snape: Miss-
Gen z: ShUsH.
Snape: ...
Gen z: *proceeds to mix baking soda and vinegar in a potions bottle* and three...two...ONE!!
[BOOOOOOOOOM!!]
Gen z: *jumps on table* WOOHOO!!
Snape: *coughs* 10 POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR!
Gen z: I'm a hufflepuff...
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Dumbledore: today we will be playing "dodgeball"...?
Gen z: Make it wizards versus us!
Wizards: Yeah! *them forgetting they have zero idea on how to play dodgeball*
>> LATER <<
(They're lined up opposite each other and are at the field where they usually take the flying class)
Gen z: ATTACK!!! *throws dodgeballs like it's the Mexican revolution*
Wizards: IT'S AN AMBUSH RUNN!!
Gen z: *chasing the wizards across the room*
Dumbledore: what am I going to do with these children...
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<<<<<<<<<<{ During muggle history}>>>>>>>>>>
Random professor: Can anyone identify this man? *holds up Trump sign*
Gen z 1: a mistake of a sign
Gen z 2: trash
Gen z 3: *snatches sign and points wand* INCENDIO!
Wizards: ;-;
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Harry: did you do the potions essay?
Gen z: wait be right back
Gen z: *casually prints one*
Harry: hUh??
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Gen z 1: *flips water bottle while doing a backflip*
Both gen z and wizards alike: OHHHHHH!!
Gen z 2: Wait lemme try something cool too
Gen z 2: *does some insane parkour shit*
Both gen z and wizards again: OHHHHHH!!
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Weeb gen z 1: *nezuko-runs through the halls while yelling* Tsuyoku nareru riyuu wo shitta~~ Boku wo~ Tsurete~ Susume~~DOU SHITATTE!
Weeb gen z 2: *naruto-runs with gen z 1 also yelling* Oboetenai koto mo takusan attadarou~Daremo kare mo shiruetto~~Daiji ni shitetta mono wasureta~Furi o shitanda yo~~Nanimo nani yo waraerusa~~~
Wizards just passing by: Wut.
(if you know these comment SASUKEEE or NEZU~CHAN)
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Wizard: Roses are red, violets are blue, can I please go out with you?
Witches: awww!! that's so sweet!
Gen z girl: Roses are red, violets are blue-
Witches: aww she's returning the favor!
Gen z girl: - guess what I don't even like youuu
Other gen z girls: DAMNNNN
Gen z guys: That is just sad dude *pats wizard on the back*
Wizard: (╥﹏╥)
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That one girl who is passionate about her ships (definitely not me~): *'accidentally' bumps Harry into Draco* (my heart went) OoPs
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DRARRY uwu
ŞİMDİ OKUDUĞUN
Gen Z in Harry Potter headcanons (DISCONTINUED)
MizahThe title says everything. Me and my friend just talk about these stuff and so I thought "Hey imma make a book out of this" so I asked my friend and she said it's okay. 𝐇𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: #286 in Weird (20/04/2021) #187 in Jokes (11/0...
