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Chapter 7: i think i'm going 'nuts'

"For you to see, mr wonka. I, myself am in the nut business." Mr salt said and gives his card to Willy wonka. Willy wonka quickly throws it away when he wasn't looking. "Do you use the havermax 4000 to do you're sorting?" "No, you're really weird!" Willy wonka said, I giggle a bit, but then what does he use?
We enter the room, it's white with blue stripes and a lot of squirrels that are cracking nuts. "Squirrels!"
Veruca look excited seeing them. "Yeah squirrels! These squirrels are trained to get nuts off their shells."
Willy wonka explained, they're so cute! "Why squirrels, why not use oompa-loompas?" Mr salt asked confused. Willy wonka starts to explain but I'm just blown away by the squirrels. I wish I had a squirrel, but I'll probably get attacked. I'll just stick to real pets. "Daddy I want a squirrel!" Veruca said 'begging' her dad.

"Dear you have may marvelous pets at home." He tried to reason with her. Then she starts to name all her pets and she had a lot of breath. "Daddy will get you a squirrel as soon as possible." "But I don't want any old squirrel, I want a trained one!" She said looking at the squirrels in the room. "How many for one off those squirrels, name your price." Mr salt asked and pulls out his wallet. "O they're not for sale. She can't have one." Veruca immediately got mad, "daddy!" "I'm sorry darling, Mr wonka is being unreasonable..." Willy wonka said mocking her father. "If you won't get me a squirrel, I'll get one myself!" Veruca said and climbs under the gate. She walks towards the squirrels and mr salt calls for her "Veruca!"
"Little girl? Don't touch that squirrel's nuts, it'll make him crazy!" Willy wonka said warning her but, Veruca just ignores it and walks towards a squirrel. All the squirrels turn around and look at her. "I'll have you!" Veruca said with her hands going to grab the squirrels. Suddenly that one squirrel charges towards her and the others follow him or her. She gets stormed and surrounded by squirrels. "Veruca!" Mr salt said panicking and pulling the gate. Willy wonka Pulls out a keychain with a lot off keys, this will take a while. All off them start to attack her and climb on her, at some point she falls and all the squirrels pin her to the ground.
One squirrel climbs on her chest and puts his paws on her face. He starts knocking and 'listening' to her head. "What are they doing?" Charlie asked shocked. "They're testing to see if she's a bad nut" Willy wonka replied and just looks at her. "Oh my goodness, she is a bad nut after all..." all the squirrels start carrying her to I I think I know where, the big hole in the middle... I hesitate a bit but also climb through the door, Willy wonka will never find that key quick enough. "What are you doing?!" Mike said and grabs my arm in fear. "I have to help her!" I said and quickly run down the stairs.  I try to grab one of her legs but I keep missing. I finally get one and try to pull her away from the squirrels. Then I feel some little pointy teeth in my leg, one of them bit me. Accidentally I let go of her leg and the squirrels start going faster. I hear some muffled voices but I can't understand because off The squirrels. There's nothing I can do, I'm outnumbered. I could see it happening before my very own eyes, Veruca went down the hole screaming.
One squirrel climbs on top off my shoulder and all the others are looking at me. He also knocks against my head and 'listens'. But they just quickly run back to there places. "She may be stuck in the chute just below the top." I hear Willy wonka say and I turn around. "If that's the case all you have to do is reach in and pull her out. Okay?" He unlocks the gate and signals for me to come back up here. I go up the stairs and mr salt goes down. "It seems your a good nut!" Charlie said laughing. Mike immediately comes and hugs me really tight. "Don't ever do that again!" He said calming down. "I can't promise that..." I said stroking his back. "I have to do what's right."  "It's a pleasure to have a good human nut in my own factory!" Willy wonka said and pets my head. Then the oompa-loompas come out in yellow suits, and Willy wonka starts to nod his head creepily. They start throwing things in the garbage disposal and mr salt stars walking towards the hole. He takes a peek into the hole and a squirrel come up and pushes him into the hole.
Willy wonka accidently giggles while he falls in. An oompa-loompa come sup and starts pulling on Willy wonka's coat. "O really? O, good!" He said while the oompa-loompa said something in his ear. He starts talking about the garbage chute, but I don't pay attention because out off the corner off my eye I could see Mike glaring at Charlie.....