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Chapter 4: accidents

"Little boy! My chocolate must stay ontouched by human hands!" Willy wonka shouts at augustus, panicking a little. Well he isn't little" he's "big". Then as expected, he falls in. "Help him!" Mrs gloop pleaded looking at Willy wonka. "He can't swim!" She shouts at him worried. Willy wonka just creepily stares at the pipes that are about to suck up the chocolate. Augustus struggles to breath, but he still can a bit. Then a pipe goes into the chocolate and starts sucking it up, making a whirlpool. Augustus gets sucked into the whirlpool going around and around, going with high speed to the middle. "Somebody! Please save him!" Mrs gloop pleads again. We all just stare at the pipe, ignoring her. Augustus gets sucked into the pipe, going up. "There he goes." Violet said, still chomping on that disgusting piece of gum. "It's a wonder that pipe is big enough." Mrs Beauregard said looking up at the pipe. "It isn't big enough, he's slowing down!" Charlie said a little concerned.
"He's gonna stick!" Mike said without a little care in his voice. It's a horrible boy, augustus but this isn't the way to die. It should be old age, obesity or a sugar overdose. "I think he has." Mr teavee said while augustus stopped going up. "He's blocked the whole pipe." Mr salt said, a bass starts playing out off nowhere."Look the oompa-loompas!" Charlie said looking at the oompa-loompas That again come out off nowhere. "Back off you little freaks!" Mike yells at them. "What are they doing?" Veruca asked confused.
"Why I believe there gonna treat us to a little song, it's a quite special occasion of course." Willy wonka said after creepily smiling while augustus got stuck in the pipe. "It's the worst time to treat us to a song, he's stuck In the pipe." I said weirded out by Willy wonka. "Well, they haven't had fresh audience in many a moon! Give them a chance." Willy wonka said looking at them. They started singing and dancing about augustus. It has a nice beat, not gonna lie. At the end off the song, augustus goes up the pipe. I see him just a second, he looks like he's drowning. "Bravo! Well done, aren't they delightful? Aren't the charming?" Willy wonka said clapping his hands. "I do say this all looked rather rehearsed." Mr salt said with an emotionless look on his face. "Like they knew it was gonna happen." Mike added suspicious off the oompa-loompas. "It's improvised." Willy wonka said. "It's couldn't be! You can't do that in some minutes!" I spat out. "You can do it really fast! You say something." Willy wonka said looking at violet. And ofcourse she says "CheWIng GuM", Willy wonka immediately makes up a little song about it. "See its the same!" He said.
"No it isn't." Mike said in disbelief. "To be that symmetrical you need months or even years of practice!" I said crossing my arms. "You two really shouldnt mumble, because i can't hear a single word you're saying." Willy wonka Said in our faces. "We didn't mumble! And never mumbled in the first place." I said getting a bit angry. "Where does that pipe go!?" Mrs gloop asked worried. "it just so happens to lead directly to the room where I make delicious,strawberry-flavored, chocolate-coated fudge." Willy wonka said. "But then he will be made into strawberry-flavored, chocolate coated fudge!" She said worried, 'they'll be selling him the pound all over the world' she adds starting to tear up. just imagine that taste, gross. "No, I wouldn't allow it." Willy wonka said caring a little. "Can you imagine, augustus-flavored coated gloop! Ew no one would buy it." He said, I don't know why but mrs gloop seems offended by that. He makes a weird noise and a oompa-loompa immediately stands infront off him. "I want you to take mrs gloop up to the fudge room, find her son. Kay?" He said making some hands signs. The oompa-loompa crosses his arms and pulls mrs gloop by the skirt away. "O look the boat is here!" Willy wonka said changing the subject. Like fifty Oompa-loompas are sitting in a candy boat with one at the Front banging the drums. They stop and start laughing. "What's So funny?" Violet asked actually not caring at all. "Must He from all those doggone cocaobeans." He answers laughing a bit. Willy wonka suddenly tells us about chocolate makes you feel inlove, "you don't say." Mrs Beauregard said glancing at Willy wonka. It's was kinda disturbing for all off, but especially Willy wonka. "That's Why I hate chocolate!" Mike said disgusted. "You have to try some! Willy wonka's chocolate is the best!" I said, Willy wonka adds "that are some wise words, little girl." We all just hop on the boat. "Now don't fall in." Willy wonka said with a laugh. I sit in the second row with mike and mr teavee. "Onwards!" Willy wonka said, and the oompa-loompa at the front starts to bang the drums again. I could hear Willy wonka giving Charlie some chocolate, but i don't mind. He deserves it. Willy wonka tells us about the waterfall again and veruca interrupts "you've already said that." She seemed quite annoyed, I like it when people repeat facts then I don't forget. "You're all quite short, aren't you?" Willy wonka asked ignoring veruca. "Wel yeah, we're children." Violet said, Willy wonka isn't always the smartest. Then he starts to ramble how he was never short, because he wore a tophat. "Do you even remember how it was like being a kid?" Charlie asked Willy wonka. "O boy do i!... do i?" He said just staring into the distance for a few minutes. "Mr wonka! Mr wonka, we're heading for a tunnel!" Charlie said helping him to snap back to reality. "O yeah, full speed ahead!" "How can they see where they're going?" Violet asked while we head into the tunnel. "They can't, there's no knowing where they're going! Switch on the lights!" Willy wonka said and the lights go on. We start to go with high speed down a tunnel.  I hope violet doesn't choke on her gum, well I wouldn't want to witness it. It comes to a slow pace, I'm kinda sad it was pretty fun.

Sorry if it's hard to read, I like to do my stories in present time. This story will take a little longer to be updated because I have to watch videos and read scripts without saying who it it. It's hard to write something that's a movie, but I'll do it for my readers 💓💓🌸☺️