Eren: That's why I'm asking...?
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Ymir: How are you doing?
(F/N): Oh, the usual
(F/N): Moving from one crisis to another to another elegantly as fucking possible
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Jean: All that's left is to beat three eggs
(F/N):
(F/N): At what?
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Zeke: And now, I'm giving you a choice. You can either die or-
(F/N): Die
Zeke: I haven't finished yet
(F/N): ...
(F/N): Just kill me
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(F/N): Yeah I'm trilingual
(F/N): I speak English, Royalty, and Bitch
Jean: As I was saying, you'll be in charge of cleaning duties this week
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Eren: Why does everyone assume I'm going to do something stupid?
(F/N): It saves time
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Armin: You should be ashamed of yourself
(F/N): Yeah, probably
(F/N): I'm not going to be but I should, yeah
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Military Police: You're under arrest
Levi: No
Military Police: Damn
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(F/N): Do you think they're right-handed or left-handed?
Hanji: I'm not sure actually
Armin: I don't think it's either
(F/N): But how do you know!?
Armin: They're dogs!
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Mikasa: I'm perfectly capable of hiding my feelings and emotions. I may have a small crush, but I can keep it under control
(F/N): Hey
Mikasa: I love you
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(F/N): My appointment is in 5 mins
Jean: Tell me how excited you are
(F/N): yay
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Erwin: Are you being sassy?
(F/N): No hunny
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(F/N): There's a town in Norway called Hell. It freezes over every winter
Connie: Want to drive down there
(F/N): Sure but there are language barriers
Connie: How do you mean?
(F/N): I'M ON THE MOTORWAY TO HELL!
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(F/N): I have called this meeting because some of us aren't getting along
Eren: Jean and I are the only ones here
Jean: Shut up
Eren: Fuck you
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(F/N): I've had a thought
Armin: Oh no
(F/N): I promise this won't end with you getting burnt
Armin: YOU SAID THAT LAST TIME!!
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(F/N): But the real treasure is the friendship we made along the way
Levi: No, I want my fucking money
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Annie: I'm trying to have a serious conversation with you
(F/N): I know. I'm trying to avoid it
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Mikasa: Come over tonight
(F/N): I can't. Levi's got me on cleaning duty
Mikasa: My parents aren't home
(F/N): Because all four of them are dead Mikasa
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Jean: Everything that comes out of your mouth is stupid
(F/N): Jean
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Historia: Are you injured? I have some blood you can use
(F/N): Is it yours?
Historia:
Historia: I have some blood you can use
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(F/N): It's time for plan B
Armin: We have a plan B?
(F/N): No. It's time for one
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Sasha: Send me a dick pic
(F/N): *sends picture*
Sasha: That's a picture of Jean
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Attack on Titan: Reader X Texting
FanfictionAn x Reader book about yourself and the characters texting each other stupid jokes and annoying one another. Most Impressive Rankings: #1 Kristalenz #1 Marcobolt #1 Bertoldthoover Date: 16th April 2016 Written by Drift1607
Texting 12: I'm Ready To Use Interpretive Dance If That Helps
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