Eren: Due to personal reasons I'm evil now
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Connie: So, I had my first kiss yesterday
(F/N): Oh shit. Tell me man
Connie: well we were hanging out with two others
(F/N): yeah
Connie: and then those two left
(F/N): go on
Connie: and it was night and quiet and there was a bit of tension in the air
(F/N): hmm
Connie: and we talked
(F/N): uh huh
Connie: and then we kissed
(F/N): my guy!
Connie: then there was a bit of touching
(F/N): ohhh
Connie: and then she woke up
(F/N): hold up
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Levi: Are you wearing Gucci over your uniform?
(F/N): We out here drippin' in finesse
Levi: You gonna dripping with blood in a minute
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(F/N): So you're saying I need to be killing all the titans even the ones that get me swooning with them lightskin stares?
Erwin: How the fuck are you still alive
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(F/N): Alright. I'm going for a wii
Jean: That's disgusting, I don't want to know that
Jean: wait are you bowling?
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(F/N): I hate to say it
(F/N): but one of us is a traitor
Connie: well at least it's only one
Reiner:
Bertoldt:
Annie:
Ymir:
Yelena:
Zeke:
Floch:
Eren: yeah lol
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Zeke: I could kill you
(F/N): so could like half the people I work with
(F/N): you ain't special
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(F/N): Hey do you know what the quickest way to get aids is?
Jean: Do I even want to know?
(F/N): I'm preparing for Dracula
(F/N): If that son of a bitch violates me, I'm gonna get the last laugh
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Erwin: Okay, you know what?
Erwin: You're in time out!
Erwin: Get on top of the fridge!
Erwin: Get up there!
Levi: This castle is a fuCKING NIGHTMARE
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Attack on Titan: Reader X Texting
FanfictionAn x Reader book about yourself and the characters texting each other stupid jokes and annoying one another. Most Impressive Rankings: #1 Kristalenz #1 Marcobolt #1 Bertoldthoover Date: 16th April 2016 Written by Drift1607
