(F/N): I haven't seen you since last year!
Eren: Imma divorce you over that shit
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Jean: You still owe me a 20
Jean: PAY ME BACK
(F/N): no
Jean: WHY?
(F/N): It's not about the money. It's about sending a message
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Erwin: You need to stop drinking
Levi: rehabs for quitters
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Eren: This is where I watched my mother die...
Mikasa: Me too...
(F/N): ... cowa-bummer
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(F/N): I left my wallet at home
Connie: all good. I'll cover you
(F/N): You're too short for that
Connie: nvm. Die
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(F/N): IS ANYONE HERE A DOCTOR!?
Grisha: Yes!
(F/N): We need medical assitance! Come help please!
Grisha: no
Grisha: I don't really feel like it
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Eren: I'm gonna go home and take mikasa's underwear off
Jean: WHAT!?
Eren: I accidently put her's on this morning. They're mad uncomfortable
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Hanji: Levi should totally be a model
(F/N): he's in a wheelchair
(F/N): It's a runway, not a driveway
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(F/N): We're the Survey Corps, of course we want to benefit humanity
Eren: I'm Eren, and I wiped out 80% of them fuckers
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Erwin: So how did your make a wish go?
(F/N): Those little shits never stood a chance
Erwin: I don't understand?
(F/N): What do you mean? You said to go fight kids with cancer
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Eren: I need to talk about a workplace accident
Levi: Shut it Jaeger. You don't wanna get your arms cut off?
Levi: Don't turn into a titan
Eren: I'd like to talk to HR about workplace bullying
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Erwin: (F/N), what are you doing out of class?
Inner voice: Play dumb
(F/N): Who's (F/N)?
Inner voice: Not that dumb!
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(F/N): I slipped on a pebble ffs
ВИ ЧИТАЄТЕ
Attack on Titan: Reader X Texting
ФанфікиAn x Reader book about yourself and the characters texting each other stupid jokes and annoying one another. Most Impressive Rankings: #1 Kristalenz #1 Marcobolt #1 Bertoldthoover Date: 16th April 2016 Written by Drift1607
