Connie: Jean's finally lost it. He's leading all the horses into a rebellion
(F/N): NEIGH. LETS GO
Connie: Oh God. He got to you too
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(F/N): Did I just see you dusting the flowers?
Eren: I'm not taking any risks
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Levi: SURVEY CORPS!
Erwin: RECON CORPS!
Hanji: SCOUTING LEGION!
(F/N): DONKEY!
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Armin: What is wrong with you?
(F/N): I'm assuming you mean besides my dress sense?
Armin: Obviously
(F/N): Then everything
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(F/N): Yo Captain! What do 4 police cars, 1 ambulance, and 2 firetrucks have in common?
Levi: Don't you say it...
(F/N): They're outside
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Levi: I'm sick and tired of being hungover
(F/N): No one told you to drink. Just stop
Levi: no
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(F/N): I've hit rock bottom so much I'm at bedrock
Armin: Well the only way to go is up now
(F/N): /gamemode creative
Armin: What's the fucking point
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Levi: Come here
(F/N): why?
Levi: Just come here
(F/N): No. You're gonna hit me
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(F/N): Roses are red
(F/N): Violets are blue
Armin: Hold on
Armin: How the fuck do you know that?
(F/N): When did you learn to swear?
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(F/N): Have you heard of the new recruit called Candice?
Levi: Get the fuck to training
(F/N): nvm
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(F/N): How many ponytails can you put in your hair?
(F/N): Sorry wrong number
Connie: Oh I'm sure
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(F/N): Civil war jokes?
(F/N): I General Lee don't think they're funny
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(F/N): Maybe we should rename musical chairs Games Of Thrones
Erwin: ...
Erwin: Anyway. Regarding the 58th expedition-
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Attack on Titan: Reader X Texting
FanfictionAn x Reader book about yourself and the characters texting each other stupid jokes and annoying one another. Most Impressive Rankings: #1 Kristalenz #1 Marcobolt #1 Bertoldthoover Date: 16th April 2016 Written by Drift1607
